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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger View Post
    You arrive at your destination wet, deaf, and cold (except for your left knee... that is medium-to-well done).
    When you own a Defender you could be saturated with water, coated in paint, tar, feathers and oil, but you would still have a warm fuzzy feeling.
    Cheers, Billy.
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    all your trousers are ripped from catching on the door striker plate.....
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    You know you're a defender owner when...

    You watch Skyfall every time it comes on TV just so you can see the chase scene with the 110 ute...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
    You know you're a defender owner when...

    You watch Skyfall every time it comes on TV just so you can see the chase scene with the 110 ute...
    When we ordered my 110, my wife forgot the ride height. I said hang on a sec. "Imagine you're chasing an Audi, this is how you'd look down on him whilst slamming your Defender into him in the Grand Bazaar."

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    Your left leg is larger than your right leg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
    You know you're a defender owner when...

    You watch Skyfall every time it comes on TV just so you can see the chase scene with the 110 ute...
    I bought the DVD so I can watch it any time I like!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    I bought the DVD so I can watch it any time I like!

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    Because the thread needs it...

    [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTXnTCw_mZU[/ame]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pocket Rocket View Post
    You know you're a Defender owner when...

    You spend 30 mins in the supermarket talking to a complete stranger about your Defender and they end up friending you on facebook
    Expect a long conversation if they have a British accent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by defender_i_hardly_know_er View Post
    Expect a long conversation if they have a British accent.
    lol. they did!

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    You know you're a Defender owner when...


    The shortest and/or fastest route is not often the one you drive.

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