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  1. 11th September 2016, 01:56 AM #1
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    Just another Puma oil change....well read on

    You are lying under the Puma with the filter housing inhand complete with new filter and engine oil. You are manouvering it with the greatest care so as not to spill any oil. Suddenly you hear the pitter patter of rain drops on the roof of the Puma. Next thing you hear is the kitchen door opening and the pitter patter of the wife's feet as she runs for the clothes line peg basket inhand. Next you hear a shriek as the aforementioned wife rushes around the front of the Puma and falls over your exposed feet. Wife, peg basket and pegs come raining down.
    The previously mentioned oil filter housing, complete with new filter and engine oil that was once so precariously balanced now gets upset by the shock of someone unceremoniously threading on your exposed feet. The results are best left to the imagination.....
    Has this ever happened to anybody?
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  2. 11th September 2016, 07:53 AM #2
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    Probably best not to park the Puma under the clothes line.

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  3. 11th September 2016, 08:17 AM #3
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    Or is the puma the clothesline?
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  4. 11th September 2016, 08:18 AM #4
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    Ive had it in the mouth before. It was quite unpleasant
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  5. 11th September 2016, 08:52 AM #5
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    Thanks for the laugh. And no, I've not had that one happen.
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  6. 11th September 2016, 09:51 AM #6
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    **** how funny is that........
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  7. 11th September 2016, 09:39 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashleylipus View Post
    Ive had it in the mouth before. It was quite unpleasant
    The mind boggles.....
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  8. 12th September 2016, 07:03 AM #8
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    Hehe,, I feel for you,,, if one had been there, I could possibly helped,, right after I stop laughing
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  9. 12th September 2016, 07:24 AM #9
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    You are probably lucky that she didn't rearrange the wedding tackle.

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  10. 12th September 2016, 07:55 AM #10
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    Where are the photos?
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