Thread: another belt loop

getting outs not my problem... it's the getting in and catching my pocket on the catch

Maybe i should stop wearing my wallet in the right pocket... maybe that' help

Originally Posted by Outlaw

getting outs not my problem... it's the getting in and catching my pocket on the catch

Maybe i should stop wearing my wallet in the right pocket... maybe that' help

Ah well, current financial situation should sort that problem out quick smart.



Simon

Originally Posted by Outlaw

getting outs not my problem... it's the getting in and catching my pocket on the catch

Right, sorry, my bad that problems easy fixed...

for the drivers side.

open door.
wind down the window
close the door.
jump up and step on the window sill
lean over the roof and then drop your left leg down and step on the seat
kick your right leg down towards the gap between the door, the seat and the steering wheel, at the same time bend your left leg at the knee, rotate your body to the right, lower your right arm down, check your movement by draging your left arm along the roof.
with that movement started rotate your hips as you kick your left leg off the seat and into the space between the handbrake, steering wheel and seat, put your right hand on the bulge of the door whip your left arm out in towards your body and then across into the cab and then push off with the right hand as your ass starts to move into the seat. tuck your head in as you go.

If you get it just right you should now be able to reach down with the right hand and grab the seat belt as you key the engine to life and then slide it into gear as you put your right hand onto the steering wheel and drive it out of the carpark.

Dont forget to wave to uncle Jesse.

Cheers will give it a go tomorrow

Yeeehaaaaaaaaawww

Originally Posted by George130

The solution is easy. Leave the pants off when driving the Defender.

Originally Posted by hiline

not a good look

ROTFLMAO.

Not good on vinyl in the middle of summer




I mentioned in the Yoga class this morning that in New York (where else... ) someone was doing classes of nude yoga

My poor little teacher Deb nearly had a heart attack.....then mentioned she wants to call her classes Debbie Does Yoga

My defender started biting the other day. Can't say it has happened before but it must be the new wallet in rear pocket. Now I know that owning a defender means that thew wallet is usually empty, but it grabbed me yesterday as I was attempting to get in. So much so that I was hung up and couldn't release the strides. I was almost contemplating kicking them off whilst balanced on the step but as I was in a shopping centre carpark, sanity took over. After much pulling and twisting I finally freed my strides.