Rude Mother Inlaw

[Baffle]

Hi all, my mother inlaw actually gave birth to satan many years ago and now in these times she has firmly fixed her awful evil looks and will on me. I think she's really ****ed at the moment because while chanting over her caldron full of bats eyes her spell to destroy me didn't work.
And also her immediate family who she doesnt really treat great either stick up for me and now her crooked nose has even a twist in it now, must hurt.

Any suggestions or other stories to add,she might have a sister out there somewhere and one of you have had the mis fortune of meeting?

Sincerely yours
Mark:eek:

[MR LR]

So is Satan your wife?

[Baffle]

No no, Im very lucky that the hereditary traits over the few thousand years skipped my lovely ladys generation,this mother inlaw gave birth to all evil over the earth,maybe she was asleep when my lady was conceived:p

[d@rk51d3]

We looked after my M.I.L. for a few years with Thyroid and heart problems. Had to carry her around the house at some stages as she was almost comatose at times or in a stupor.

Deaf as a post, and refused to wear her hearing aids. Thought that once you were out of the room, you couldn't hear her talking crap about you to everyone else.

Came this close " "...........:mad:

[MR LR]

No no, Im very lucky that the hereditary traits over the few thousand years skipped my lovely ladys generation,this mother inlaw gave birth to all evil over the earth,maybe she was asleep when my lady was conceived:p
Ah well there-in lies your predicament!

[sheerluck]

I'm quite lucky with mine really, although I bag her a lot, we do get on reasonably well. She has a few annoying habits, as well as being a chronic chain smoker, that really **** me off, but ultimately her heart is in the right place.

Doesn't stop me cracking jokes about having to ring Air Traffic Control every time she visits so that I can get flight clearance for her broomstick! :D

[BMKal]

I'm quite lucky with mine really, although I bag her a lot, we do get on reasonably well. She has a few annoying habits, as well as being a chronic chain smoker, that really **** me off, but ultimately her heart is in the right place.

Doesn't stop me cracking jokes about having to ring Air Traffic Control every time she visits so that I can get flight clearance for her broomstick! :D

I never bothered ringing Air Traffic Control when I knew mine was about to visit. Just lived in hope that she would get cleaned up by a Jumbo Jet. :angel:

[Baffle]

I never bothered ringing Air Traffic Control when I knew mine was about to visit. Just lived in hope that she would get cleaned up by a Jumbo Jet. :angel:

:Rolling::twobeers:

[Tote]

My MIL actually answers to Witchiepoo.......

Regards,
Tote

[mox]

Maybe this or other new threads on this Land Rover forum should discuss the types and technical details of brooms obnoxious types of MIL's use for transport. Also how to install and activate immobilisers on them, including other than just replacing some components with stuff sourced from Lucas.

[Disco Muppet]

Also how to install and activate immobilisers on them, including other than just replacing some components with stuff sourced from Lucas.

I dunno, seems to work pretty well for lots of people :p

As for MILs, early days for me :D

[Baffle]

Maybe this or other new threads on this Land Rover forum should discuss the types and technical details of brooms obnoxious types of MIL's use for transport. Also how to install and activate immobilisers on them, including other than just replacing some components with stuff sourced from Lucas.

MILs broom is constructed of very old red wood, long shaft full of cracks and splinters wrapped in barbed wire with a pineapple and lemon inpailed on it somewhere , stealth mode control and beats it on the door scarring everyone screaming, let me in !!!

[Homestar]

Geez, I must be lucky. I love my MIL, she is awesome. SWMBO also gets on well with my Mum, so both ways we got lucky.:)

[DiscoMick]

I must be lucky too. My MIL is merely eccentric, not evil.

[DasLandRoverMan]

Knocked heads with mine a few times to start, but since she's realised I'm not an oxygen thief degenerate waster like the wife's ex we get on OK.

Plenty of insults exchanged, and she's promised to kill me on many occasions, usually with some sort of hex or potion, usual jokes about the broom also, but all tongue in cheek and in good humour.

Quaintly enough the mrs has always gotten on well with my mum, which is a lot more than could be said for the stuck up leathery old trout that spawned her ex.

[jsp]

I live directly over the road from mine.....

[DeeJay]

I got a Christmas present duplicated the year it was published. (See link below)

At my marriage reception my MIL pranced up at the Farewell & bitterly said in front of all my mates at top volume " I SUPPOSE it's alright" - to which I replied "too late for that".
She is chapter 8, lock stock & barrel, I think the author based that whole chapter with her as a role model.
I was nice to her for the first 26 years & have ignored her for the last 5 (Blissful) years. Funny thing was that both copies of the book was gifted from my wife's side of the family. Scary to see it in print. To give you an idea of how much of a witch she is, a year after my marriage I found out that my wife's father was alive & well. Nobody, including my wife, spoke a word of him - ever- and can you imagine how dumb I felt upon finding out he was still alive & kicking. I just assumed he had passed away. The MIL had instilled that much fear in her children that they must have been too intimidated to mention him. Of course I became even less popular, somehow that was possible, when I met him & became good pals ( with a common foe).


http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Toxic-Parents-Overcoming-Their-Hurtful-Legacy-Reclaiming-Your-Life-Susan-Forward-/141035865264?pt=AU_Non_Fiction_Books_2&hash=item20d66484b0

[Baffle]

Knocked heads with mine a few times to start, but since she's realised I'm not an oxygen thief degenerate waster like the wife's ex we get on OK.

Plenty of insults exchanged, and she's promised to kill me on many occasions, usually with some sort of hex or potion, usual jokes about the broom also, but all tongue in cheek and in good humour.

Quaintly enough the mrs has always gotten on well with my mum, which is a lot more than could be said for the stuck up leathery old trout that spawned her ex.

Yeh, my missus gets on great with my folks, cant drag them apart ????

[S3ute]

Hello from Brisbane.

Mine lives around the corner and is a valued part of the family. We get on just fine.

Cheers,

[richard4u2]

Geez, I must be lucky. I love my MIL, she is awesome. SWMBO also gets on well with my Mum, so both ways we got lucky.:)be very , very , very afraid, one night you will wake up in a cold sweat and they will all be standing over you with a wooden stake a mallet be afraid my friend be very afraid :vampire:

[alien]

Geez, I must be lucky. I love my MIL, she is awesome. SWMBO also gets on well with my Mum, so both ways we got lucky.:)
Easy to pic who's partner is now a member:p
You obviously know she's watching your posts.
Now tell it as it is:twisted:

[Homestar]

Easy to pic who's partner is now a member:p
You obviously know she's watching your posts.
Now tell it as it is:twisted:

:D

No... Really... She's great....:angel:

[Hall]

Get on well enough with my mother in-law. Is some times referred in a jovial fashion as the dragon. So I have begun referring to the boss as a dragon. Some thing like oh pet how your scales shine when you get angry. :)
Cheers Hall

[Pickles2]

M.I.L.?...Yeah well I can't say we were best buddies, she was a very stubborn lady...didn't worry me, I still loved her,...my relationship was with her daughter.
However, my son's M.I.L. is far more of a "Beast"...she has totally "repossessed" my son, & the fact that he works for her husband (F.I.L.), doesn't help. Result?.....I don't hear from my son.....neither does anyone else from our side of the family.
Luckily, I have a daughter who would kill for me.
Cheers, Pickles.

[crash]

I live directly over the road from mine.....
Is your name Raymond?

[MR LR]

M.I.L.?...Yeah well I can't say we were best buddies, she was a very stubborn lady...didn't worry me, I still loved her,...my relationship was with her daughter.
However, my son's M.I.L. is far more of a "Beast"...she has totally "repossessed" my son, & the fact that he works for her husband (F.I.L.), doesn't help. Result?.....I don't hear from my son.....neither does anyone else from our side of the family.
Luckily, I have a daughter who would kill for me.
Cheers, Pickles.
Now that's just messed up!