3L diesel, timing chain or belt?

[MR LR]

Not very often I venture into this area :p

But I've always been under the assumption my grandfathers SDV6 D4 has timing chains, this is what dad was told by LR and that's why we have a 3L, however someone has now told me that's not true.

Can someone please confirm? Then I'll bugger off back to my place amongst grease, dirt and rust :p

Cheers
Will

[sheerluck]

You have both timing chains and a belt.

[MR LR]

You have both timing chains and a belt.
Ewwwwwww

[sheerluck]

Ewwwwwww

Two camshafts are driven by chains from the other two camshafts that are driven by a belt from the crank.

Make sure you take your muddy boots on the way out ;)

[MR LR]

Two camshafts are driven by chains from the other two camshafts that are driven by a belt from the crank.

Make sure you take your muddy boots on the way out ;)
Yuckyyyy!

I'm never coming back, at least after the warranty period :p

Cheers

[MR LR]

Make sure you take your muddy boots on the way out ;)

Oh I'm sorry! I forgot to take them off as I came in! Surely the cleaner can take care of the tracks? Can't she? :tease:

[sheerluck]

Oh I'm sorry! I forgot to take them off as I came in! Surely the cleaner can take care of the tracks? Can't she? :tease:

It's Juanita's day off on a Friday. I might have to call the agency and get a replacement for the day. Oh, I have to ring the agency anyway to replace the cook. I distinctly told her I have a skinny latté at 3pm, and it was nearly 10 past when she brought it in.

[Disco Muppet]

It's Juanita's day off on a Friday. I might have to call the agency and get a replacement for the day. Oh, I have to ring the agency anyway to replace the cook. I distinctly told her I have a skinny latté at 3pm, and it was nearly 10 past when she brought it in.

Sheerluck, what have I told you about cheap labour!
I'm not paying you to drink skinny lattés at your leisure, I'm paying you to cook meth.
I mean...
Skinny latté....

[sheerluck]

Sheerluck, what have I told you about cheap labour!
I'm not paying you to drink skinny lattés at your leisure, I'm paying you to cook meth.
I mean...
Skinny latté....

Cheap??? Do you know what rates that agency charges?

How would you like your meth cooked? Lightly grilled perhaps, served on a sautéed slice of foie gras?

[Disco Muppet]

Cheap??? Do you know what rates that agency charges?

How would you like your meth cooked? Lightly grilled perhaps, served on a sautéed slice of foie gras?

I explained to you we had a deal with Mr Jorgé regarding the use of his labour, now you go and hire from a company owned by Mr Esposito, do you know how much fast talking I'm going to have to do to explain that one?
And I much prefer it with prawns and garlic sauce, Surf N Meth style.

[sheerluck]

I explained to you we had a deal with Mr Jorgé regarding the use of his labour, now you go and hire from a company owned by Mr Esposito, do you know how much fast talking I'm going to have to do to explain that one?
And I much prefer it with prawns and garlic sauce, Surf N Meth style.

Ah, but you do fast talking very well Muppet. You'll be getting plenty of exercise when you present your other half with two track rod ends and a rusty wheel bearing. What she'll do to you will make Mr Esposito seem like a calm and well adjusted human being.

Surf and meth? How terribly low-rent. Does this look like Sizzler? We do fine dining narcotics here only.

[Disco Muppet]

Ah, but you do fast talking very well Muppet. You'll be getting plenty of exercise when you present your other half with two track rod ends and a rusty wheel bearing. What she'll do to you will make Mr Esposito seem like a calm and well adjusted human being.

Surf and meth? How terribly low-rent. Does this look like Sizzler? We do fine dining narcotics here only.

And you accuse me of being low-rent.
Nothing but the finest old oil filters and hose clamps for my girl.

Whatever You Like (Parody of "Whatever You Like" by T.I.) - YouTube

Fine dining narcotics? Please. The best you could come up with is Kraft Meth and Cheese.

[sheerluck]

.......Fine dining narcotics? Please. The best you could come up with is Kraft Meth and Cheese.

Of course we do offer a children's menu should you prefer it, but most adults are happy with our 9 course degustation menu, each course carefully matched with a chemical compound that will delight your taste buds, your nostrils or the veins in the gaps between your toes, depending on your preference.