bad joke re: steve irwin

[weeds]

unfortunitly the bad jokes as already circulating, it doesn't take them long

i still don't see the funny side to it although it is well thought off

in saying that i guess i laugh at some of the jokes created at other peoples misfortune

[Outlaw]

it's shocking... only one circulating and i've done some searching through google and can't find anymore :eek:

There goes my idea of posting a whole heap and moving this thread to the Mud Pit :twisted:

[noddy]

Dark humour is an Australian trait and I am sure Steve would have seen it that way as well.

There is a well documented history of jokes (and some pretty dark ones) in time of adversity.

[p38arover]

Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my genitalia inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitalia unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.

Steve stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and he removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. Steve stood up again and made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up...

"I'll try it! Just don’t hit me so hard with the beer bottle."

[Ace]

Its just something Australians do to deal with things like that, there are Princess Di jokes, Stuart Diver and so on, having Steve Irwin jokes is bound to happen, although they could have waited awhile. Matt

[one_iota]

The Yanks aren't backward in coming forward either:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52338

[Redback]

This was emailed to a friend of mine:eek:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2006/09/356.jpg

[Bushie]

This was emailed to a friend of mine:eek:

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/imported/2006/09/355.jpg
Yep got that one at work today

Together with:

Steve should have used more suncreme to help keep out the harmful rays,

Sting will be singing at his funeral

He will be cremated in a crock pot.


:eek:

Martyn

[Quiggers]

Some bloke from Channel Nine is trying to get an interview with the murderous fish, Ray Martin?

Sadly for Steve, this was a terrorist attack and we'll be invading Iran as a result.

GQ

[sclarke]

Favorite TV Show was Stingers

Sorry

RIP Steve

[mns488]

i got a few of the jokes as well, most of it all light hearted sort of stuff. But did anybody read what that half rate degenerate ex-pat writer (someone) Greer wrote (review of what she wrote in heraldsun)... she is a B*tch trying to save a dead career!

She bags Australia any chance she gets although she hasn't been here since along time ago. Now she bag steve but i doubt she has ever met or had anything to with him.

She is the bottom of the barrel!

MS

[p38arover]

Sadly for Steve, this was a terrorist attack and we'll be invading Iran as a result.

http://www.coping.org/911/pixmood/irrever/113.gif

[Captain_Rightfoot]

Packages of Steve Irwin Suncream have been recalled as it has been found that they don't protect you from harmful rays. :wasntme: :wasntme:

RIP STEVE
I got that one at 2pm today, so only 25 hours after he was killed.

[harro]

i got a few of the jokes as well, most of it all light hearted sort of stuff. But did anybody read what that half rate degenerate ex-pat writer (someone) Greer wrote (review of what she wrote in heraldsun)... she is a B*tch trying to save a dead career!

She bags Australia any chance she gets although she hasn't been here since along time ago. Now she bag steve but i doubt she has ever met or had anything to with him.

She is the bottom of the barrel!

MS
She has a habit of commenting on things she knows nothing about,
as do most media junkies:mad::mad::mad::mad:

[one_iota]

As for Ms Greer: when it comes to lopping it takes a tall poppy to know one :mad:

[dobbo]

It seems ironic that the crocodile hunter's tragic but expected end has tried to be bastardised by the biggest load of croc of all Ms Greer

[Quiggers]

Germaine Greer had a nickname, it was Germ, how appropriate. Someone should spray her with disinfectant. Don't think she'll be getting back into the country anytime soon, given Steve was big with the Aussie customs dept.

Can you imagine what the customs people would do with her if she was trying to pass thru an Aussie international terminal? (Bend over....)

RIP Steve

GQ (Geez its bloody windy around here today).

[Ace]

She has a habit of commenting on things she knows nothing about,
as do most media junkies:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Yeah, she was on ACA last night, the guy gave her a hard time saying to her that she was making it up. She reckons we should have been ambarrased as a country by the way he behaved and that he had little or no respect for animals. She reckoned that there we heaps of people who agreed with her, the host of ACA asked her to give a name of one person who agreed with her but all she could say was there were heaps dont worry about that. She also claimed that we should be embarrased by claims that this is Australia's Princess Di moment. She needs a bullet. Matt

[Quiggers]

I think I have a way to end much of this strife in the world. We offer germ greer to terrorists (all of them), she is the sacrifice on behalf of Bush, Howard et al, provided they stop flying planes into buildings etc. Then they can stone her to death. Fair?

Don't waste a decent bullet Matt. Stones are recyclable.

GQ

[51jay]

There is a very nice cartoon in the back of the Sunday Mail which brings together Brocky and Steve Irwin

[Mud_Bogger6]

Yep got that one at work today

Together with:

Steve should have used more suncreme to help keep out the harmful rays,

Sting will be singing at his funeral

He will be cremated in a crock pot.


:eek:

Martyn


[edit Phoenix] no personal attacks mud_bogger6. take it easy.

[Phoenix]

Come on, settle folks. This is an emotive subject, and there are always going to be jokes about it, that's the Australian way more often than not.

Everyone has their opinions, good and bad, and are able to express them, the phrase play the ball not the man comes into play here. No personal attacks, remember that. if you have a problem, bring it up in a civil fashon.

[Mud_Bogger6]

I wasn't having a go at anyone on the forum, Sorry If I offended any-one on the forum

[Yabbie]

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