Thread: Warning! Pic not safe when spouse around!

I could be wrong of course, but I'm guessing he likes to take a pic or two.

When you think your starting to get too many bits and pieces, and she starts complaining, you could always show her this pic and tell her to stop worrying

Dunno if it's the camo gear, or the way the guy is holding the lens, but it reminds me of those photos you see of redneck militia from somewhere like Montana, where the guy is spouting something like "Ah looooove mah guns, it's mah constitutional raaaight...."

From the original thread:

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Here's the short list

FOR NIKON
1a. 10-20mm f4-5.6 Sigma DC HSM
1b. 15mm f5.6
1b. 17-35mm f2.8-4 AF Nikon FX Sigma
1c. 18-28mm f4-4.5 Sirius MC
1d. 21-35mm F3.5-4.2 Sigma AF
2a. 24-50mm f3.3-4.5 Nikon AF
2b. 24-120mm f3.5-5.6 Nikon AF D
2c. 24-120mm f3.5-5.6 Nikon AF ED G VR
2d. 25mm f3.5
3a. 28-85mm 1:3.5-4.5 Vivitar
3b. 28-210mm F3.5-5.6 Phoenix AIS Mount
3c. 28-210mm F4-5.6 Kiron AIS
3d. 28-100mm F3.5-5.5 Starblitz AI Mount
3e. 28mm f2.8 Nikon E series AI Mount
3g. 28-80 f3.5 Hanimex MF AIS macro no caps
3h. 28-85mm F3.5-4.5 . Sigma AIS
3i. 28-80 f3.5-5.6 AF D Sigma macro 1:2
3j. 28-70 f3.5-4.8 Vivitar
4a. 35-70mm f/3.3-4.5 Nikon AF Macro
4b. 35-70mm f/3.3-4.5 Soligor Macro
4c. 35-70mm 1:2.8-4 Sigma
4c. 35-90mm f3.5 Sun MF with macro focusing ring
4d. 35-105mm f3.5 Rexatar
4e. 35-135mm f4-4.5 Tokina
4g. 35-80mm f4.5-5.6D AF Nikon Macro
4h. 35-135mm f3.5-4.5 Promura
5a. 36-72mm F3.5 Nikon Zoom
5.b 36-72mm F3.5 Nikon Zoom
6a. 50-500mm f4-6.3 Sigma HSM APO DG
6b. 50-300mm f4.5 Nikon
7a. 55mm F3.5 NIKON NON-AI MICRO
7b. 55mm F2.8 NIKON NON-AI MICRO
7c. 50mm F1.8 NIKON E SERIES
8c. 70-210mm F4 Nikon Series E Macro
8d. 70-210mm F3.5 Nikon Vivitar series 1 Macro
8e. 70-210mm F3.5 Nikon Vivitar series 1 Macro
8f. 75-200mm F4 Nikon Rokinon
8g. 75-150mm F4 Nikon Quantaray
20c. 80-200mm F3.9 Albinar AI Mount
20e. 80-200mm f4.5 Camutar
20f. 80-250mm F4.5-5.6 Rokinon AI Mount
21a. 85-210mm f4.5 Tamron BBAR MF with macro focusing
21b. 85-205mm f3.8 Vivitar MF
21c. 85-210MM F3.8 AI
22. 90mm f4 Leica Silver - Nikon mount
28. 90-235 f4.5 Vivitar
28a. 100mm f3.5 AF Cosina macro + filter macro 1:1
28b. 100-300mm f5.6-6.7 MC Macro Nikon AI-S Cosina 1:4
28c. 105mm f2.5 Nikkor-P
28c. 105mm f1.8 Nikkor AIS
30. 135mm f2.8 Nikon
30j. 135mm f4 Carl Zeiss Zebra Nikon mount
30k. 135mm f2.8 Nikon E series
30m. 135mm f2.8 Nikon – Assanuma
32a. 200mm f4 Sigma Spiratone proxitel MF macro 1:3
32b. 200mm f4 Nikkor-Q MF
32d. 200mm f4 Nikkor-Q MF
32e. 200MM f1;3.5 SUPER KOMURA
33a. 250mm f4 Leica-Nikon mount
33b. 240mm f4.5 Novoflex Pistol grip
34a. 400mm f5.6 Novoflex + 240mm f4.5 Novoflex Pistol grip
34b. 560mm f6.8 Leica MF Telyt NEW + 400mm f5.6 Novaflex Pistol grip
34e. 500mm f6.3 Vivitar
34e. 600mm f9 (fix) Novoflex pistol grip focus follower
34f. 640mm f9 (fix) Novoflex pistol grip focus follower
34g. 800/1600 mm f8 Soligor
34h. 800/1600 mm f8 Soligor
37a. Tele-Converter 3x3 Vivitar AI Mount
37b. Tele-Converter JCPenney Auto 2x
38a. Extension Tube #1/#2 Telesar NON AI Mount

FOR CANON
1a. 18-28mm f4-4.5 Samyang FD
1b. 18-55mm kit AF Canon EOS IS
1c. 28-70 f4 Kiron MF FD Macro focus
1d. 28-80 f3.5-4.5 Vivitar MF FD macro focus
1e. 28-80mm 1:3.5-4.5 JC Penny MF FD
1f. 28-70mm Tamron adaptall MF FD
1g. 28mm f2 Canon-Vivitar MF EOS
2a. 24-60mm f2.8 Sigma AF EX DG
2b. 28mm f2.8 Canon Albinar MF
2c. 28-80mm f=3.5-4.5 Canon FD Sakar MC zoom
2f. 35-80MM f4-5.6 QUANTARAY FD
2g. 35-70MM f4-5.6 Ozunon FD
2h. 35-135MM f3.5-4.5 Kiron FD
3a. 50mm f3.5 Canon SSC MF FD Macro
3b. 50mm f1.8 Canon MF FD
3c. 50mm f1.2 Canon MF FD + Adapter infinity
3d. 50mm f2 MAMIYA EOS mount
3e. 55-200mm f4-5.6 Sigma EOS
7a. 70-210mm f3.5 Vivitar Series 1 Macro FD
7b. 70-210mm f4 Kiron macro MF EOS mount
7bb. 70-210mm f3.5 Tokina
7c. 70-230mm Sigma EOS mount
7d. 75-300MM f5.6 ALBINAR-ADG FD
7e. 75-200MM f4.5 TOU/FIVE STAR MC FD
7f. 75-205mm f3.8 Vivitar FD
7g. 75-140mm f3.9 Owen FD
10a. 80-200mm f4.5 Kalimar FD 5 MACRO
10b. 80-200mm f4.5 Sears FD MACRO
10c. 80-200mm f4.5 Focal FD MACRO
10d. 80-200mm f4.5 Chinar FD MACRO
10f. 80-200MM f4.5 TOYO OPTICS MC FD MACRO
10g. 80-200MM f3.9 JC Penney FD MACRO
10h. 80-205MM f4.5 Gemini FD MACRO 1:4
10g. 80-200MM f4.5 Ozunon FD MACRO 1:5
11a. 100-300mm f5 Canon-Vivitar FD
11b. 100mm f2.8 CANON SSC FD
11c. 100mm f4 Canon FD Macro 1:1
12a. 135mm f2.8 Sears W/Macro FD
12aa. 135mm f2.8 Sears W/Macro FD
12b. 135mm f2.8 Kenlock EOS mount
12c. 135mm f2.8 Focal EOS mount
12d. 135mm f2.8 XXX EOS mount
13b. 240mm f4.5 Novoflex Pistol grip
14a. 400mm f5.6 Novoflex + 240mm f4.5 Novoflex Pistol grip
14b. 560mm f6.8 Leica MF Telyt NEW + 400mm f5.6 Novaflex Pistol grip
14e. 500mm f6.3 Vivitar
14e. 600mm f9 (fix) Novoflex pistol grip focus follower
14f. 640mm f9 (fix) Novoflex pistol grip focus follower
14g. 800/1600 mm f8 Soligor
14h. 800/1600 mm f8 Soligor
16a. Adapter FD to EOS Infinity
18. TC 3X-4 CANON FL-FD VIVITAR MC
19. EXTENSION TUBE AT-4 FL-FD 36MM 20MM 12MM VIVITAR
19a. TC 1.6x Canon C-8
20. TC 2X (Ada 5 ea) Vivitar/Telemore MF FD

FOR MINOLTA MD mount
1a. 28mm f3.5 Minolta
1b 28mm f2.8 . Minolta Star-D
1c. 28mm f2.8 Minolta CPC Phase
1d. 28mm f2.8 Yus Automatic
5. 28mm f2.8 Minolta Mount by Seikanon
5a. 28mm f2.8 Minolta KALIGAR
5b. 28-80mm F/3.5-4.5 Minolta PROSPEC MC AF Zoom
5d. 28mm f2.8 MC Minolta Celtic
5e. 28-210mm f4-5.6 Kiron
5f. 28-70mm F/3.5-4.5 Minolta Kalimar
5g. 28mm f2.8 Minolta Gemini
6a. 30-80mm f3.5-4.5 Kiron MF MACRO
6b. 35-70mm f3.5-4.5 Sigma
7. 35mm f2.8 Minolta MD
9a. 45mm f2 Minolta Rokkor-X
9b. 55mm f1.7 Minolta Rokkor-PF
10a. 55-225MM f3.5-4.5 Minolta Mount Macro by Seikanon
10b. 60-200mm F4 - 5.6 Minolta Maxxum Access Macro Zoom for
11a. 70-210mm f4 Minolta-Tokina
11b. 70-210mm f4 Minolta-Kiron macro
12a. 75-205MM f3.5 Minolta macro Albinar
12b. 75-205MM f3.8 Minolta macro Vivitar
12c. 75MM f3.5 Minolta SPIRATONE
13. 80-200MM f3.9 Minolta Macro by Albinar
13a. 85-205mm for Vivitar Minolta MD
14a. 80-200MM f4.5 Minolta Macro by Tou/Five star
14b. 80-200MM f4.5 Minolta Macro by Soligor
14c. 80--200mm f3.5 Sears Auto Macro
14d. 80-200mm f4.5 Minolta ROKINON
14e. 80-200mm f4.5 Rokinon MD macro
14f. 80-200mm f3.9 Sakar mc
14g. 80-200mm f4.5-5.6 MINOLTA MAXXUM AF ZOOM
14h. 80-200mm f4.5 Tuo/Five
15a. 100-200mm f5.6 Rokunar Auto Zoom
15b. 100mm f4.0 MINOLTA Macro 1:1
16a. 135mm f2.8 XXX MF
16b. 135MM f3.5 Minolta Rokkor
16c. 135MM f3.5 Minolta Celtic
16d. 135MM f2.8 Minolta Hanimex
16e. 135MM f2.8 Minolta Quantaray
19a. 200MM f3.5 Minolta-JCPenney
19b. 200MM f3.5 Minolta-Vivitar \w Collar
20. TELE CONVERTER 2X VIVITAR AUTO-MATIC
21. VIVITAR AUTOMATIC EXTENSION TUBE AT-5 36MM 20MM 12MM JAPAN

FOR YASHICA/CONTAX/RICOH/KONICA
1. 28-70MM f3.5-4.5 Sunagor
2. 28MM f2.8 PROMASTER
3. 35-70mm f3.5-4.5 Ricoh Rikenon zoom macro
4. 42-75mm f:3.5-4.5 Yashica ML Zoom
5a. 50mm f1.8 Konica Hexanon AR
5b. 50mm f1.9 Yashica DSB
6a. 80-200mm f4.5 . Yashica JC Penney
6b. 80-200mm f4.5 . Aetna Rokunar ( Fujica bayonett)
6c. 80-200mm f4 Yashica Tempo
7a. 135mm f2.8 Yashica-DSB
7b. 135mm f2.8 Yashica-CPC

FOR PENTAX
1a. 28-85 f3.5-4.5 Pentax-Vivitar MF Macro fokushing
1b. 28-80 f3.5-4.5 Pentax-Takumar MF Macro
1c. 28-70 f3.5-4.5 Pentax-Prospec macro fokushing
1d. 28mm 1:2:8 Pentax-Chinar MC CA
1e. 28mm f2.8 BESTON MC KOREA
1f. 28mm f2.8 Itorex MC
1g. 28mm f2.8 YUS
2a. 35-70mm Pentax-Vivitar
2b. 35-80MM f4-5.6 PENTAX SMC
2c. 35-200MM f4-5.6 PENTAX Sears
3a. 50mm f2 Pentax-M
3b. 50mm f2 Pentax-Sears
3c. 50mm f1.4 Pentax-Sears
4. 60-300mm f3.9 . Pentax-Kalimar
5a. 70-210 f4.5-5.6 Pentax-Promaster spectrum 7
5b. 70-210mm f=4-5.6 Pentax-Prospec
5c. 70-200MM f4 COSMICAR MC ZOOM
5d, 70-180mm Macro f4.5 Osawa
6a. 80-200mm f4.5 . Pentax-Tou/Five Star MF MACRO
6b. 80-200mm f4 Pentax-Sears MF
6c. 80-200mm f4.5 Pentax-Tokina MF
6d. 80-200 mm f4 Pentax-Kiron macro 1 : 4
6e. 80-200 mm f4 Pentax-Mitacon f4.5
7a. 135 f2.8 Pentax-Sears MF
7b. 135 f2.8 Pentax-Hanimex MF
7c. 135 f2.8 Pentax-Star-D MF
9. PROMASTER SPECTRUM7 AUTO TELE CONVERTERMC 2X

FOR OLYMPUS
1. TC2x Vivitar MF for Olympus (ada 6) - no caps
2. 28-80 f.5-4.5 Olympus . Super Foto MC
3. 70-150mm Tokina MF macro O/M mount f4 - no caps
4. 70-210mm F4 Kiron Macro Zoom Lock
5. 135 f2.8 Hanimex MF
6. 200MM f1:3.5 VIVITAR O/M

M42 SCREW MOUNT FOR ALL CAMERA
1a. 35MM f3.5 SOLIGOR GOOD
1b. 39-85mm Telesor 1:3.9
3a. 50mm f2 Fujinon
3b. 55mm f1.8 Fujinon
3c. 55mm f1.8 Fujinon
4a. 80-200 f4.5 Soligor
4c. 85-210MM Sun pistol grip
4d. 85-205mm Super Albinar
4e. 85-205mm 1:3.8 Vivitar
4f. 135mm/3.5 Accura Diamatic
4i. 135mm f3.5 Hanimar
4j. 135mm f2.8 Aragon Silver
5a. 200mm f3.5 Focal
5b. 200mm f3.5 Montegomary
7b. 240mm f4.5 Novoflex Pistol grip
8a. 400mm f5.6 Novoflex + 240mm f4.5 Novoflex Pistol grip
8b. 400mm f5.6 Astra Chromed
8c. 560mm f6.8 Leica MF Telyt NEW + 400mm f5.6 Novaflex Pistol grip
8e. 500mm f6.3 Vivitar
8e. 600mm f9 (fix) Novoflex pistol grip focus follower
8f. 640mm f9 (fix) Novoflex pistol grip focus follower
8g. 800/1600 mm f8 Soligor
8h. 800/1600 mm f8 Soligor
12a. TELEPLUS APS AUTO 2x TELE CONVERTER
12b. Vivitar 2X Teleconverter + case
13c. Vivitar 3X Teleconverter + case
14. REFLEXA MACRO EXTENSION TUBES*M42
15.M42 Novoflex Bellow + ILEX 137mm f5.6 macro lens

MAMIYA
1. 35mm f2.8 MAMIYA F.C. exacta mount
2. 48mm f2.8 MAMIYA F.C. exacta mount
3. 50mm f2 MAMIYA E. MD mount
4. 135mm f2.8 MAMIYA F.C. exacta mount

TOPCON Tokyo Kogaku Japan (Infinity for Nikon/Canon)
1. 35mm f3.5 fix Topcon UV Topcor Silver
2. 50mm f1.4 Topcon Silver Nikon mount
3. 100mm f4 fix Topcon UV Topcor Silver - Nikon mount
4. 135 mm f4 fix Topcon UV Topcor black
5. 135mm f3.5 fix Topcon RE F Auto Topcor Silver
6. 200mm f4 fix Topcon UV Topcor Silver - Nikon mount

RUSSIAN LENS
1. 40,5x0,5 Macro LENS-ADAPTER rangefinder lens
2. 50 f3,5 USSR TESSAR COPY INDUSTAR-block (fix focus) M39 Silver/black
3. 50 f3,5 USSR TESSAR COPY INDUSTAR-M42 Black for SLR + CAP
4a. 50 f3.5 M39 FED .Collapsible lens stainless steel + hard case for LEICA
4b. 50mm f2 Silver JUPITER 8 Russian unknown mount
4c. 52mm f2.8 INDUSTAR 61 M39 VTG
4d. 52mm f2.8 INDUSTAR 26m-U M39
4e. 53mm f2.8 INDUSTAR 61 55mm M39
4f. 50mm f2.8 INDUSTAR 61 MC MACRO M42
5a. 58mm f2 USSR RUSSIAN SLR LENS HELIOS-44-2 M42 ZENIT
5b. 58mm f2 USSR RUSSIAN SLR LENS HELIOS-44 M42 ZENIT
5c. 58 f2 USSR RUSSIAN SLR LENS HELIOS-44 EOS M42
6. 90mm f2.8 VEGA 12B RUSSIAN LENS FOR KIEV-60,6 PENTACON SIX
8a. 135mm f3.5 JUPITER 37A M42 12 BLADES
8b. 135mm f2.8 Accurar Supertel Tc Exakta Mount
8c. 135mm F4 Kiev Jupiter 11 10 or 15 (Automat)
8d.135MM f3.5 Hanimar
8e. 135mm f/3.5 JUPITER 37A M42 12 BLADES
11. Accura Exakta EXA Lens Extension Tube

LEICA
1b. 90mm f4 Leica Silver Nikon mount
2a. 135 f4.5 Leica Hector Silver exacta
2b. 135mm f2.8 Leica R Elmarit Mount
4c. 135 f4.5 Steinheil Munchen Culminar Silver \w case M39 for Leica
5. 250mm f4 Leica Telyt Nikon/Canon mount
6. 560mm f5.6 Leica Telyt R Mount + Nikon mount
7. 560mm f6.8 Leica MF Telyt NEW + Novoflex 400mm f5.6 Pistol grip
8. Novoflex Leica 39mm screw camera to Leitz Lens Visoflex
9. Novoflex Bellows Exakta Mount
10. Leica Leitz UXOOR Universal Focusing Bellows

VOIGLANDER/SCHNEIDER
1. 50mm f2.8 Voigtlander
2. 80mm f4 Schneider retina xenon C mount
3. 135mm f4 Schneider retina xenon C mount
4. 135mm f4 Voigtlander Dynarex

CARL ZEISS/PENTACON/ISCO/MEYER/HASSELBLAD
1. 30 f3.5 Meyer Lydith Exacta
2a. 35 f2.8 Schafcht Ulm S-Travegon Exacta
2b. 35 f3.5 ISCO Gottingen Westar M42
4a. 50mm f1.8 prakticar mount
4b. 50 f2.8 Carl Zeiss - Aus Jena DDR M42
4d. 50 f2.8 Carl Zeiss - Jena Tessar M42
4e. 50 f2.8 Carl Zeiss - Jena Tessar M42 GOOD
4f. 50 f2.8 Carl Zeiss - Jena Tessar Vebur M42
4g. 50 f3.5 Carl Zeiss - Jena Tessar M42 -
4h. 50 f2.8 Carl Zeiss - Jena Tessar Exacta
4i. 50 f2.8 Carl Zeiss - Jena Tessar Exacta
4j. 50 f3.5 Carl Zeiss - Jena Tessar Exacta
4k. 50 f3.5 Carl Zeiss - Jena Tessar Exacta
4l. 50 f2 Carl Zeiss – Opton collapsible
5a. 50 f3.5 Meyer Primotar M42
5b. 50 f2.8 Meyer DOMIPLAN M42 Black
5c. 50 f2.8 Meyer DOMIPLAN M42 Zebra
6a. 50 f2 ISCO Gottingen Westagon M42
7a. 50 f2.8 Schafcht Ulm eulixa Travenar M42
8a. 50 1.8 Pentacon Electric M42
8b. 50 1.8 Pentacon Electric M42
9. 56mm Kodak Enlarging Ektar
10a. 70-210mm f4-5.6 prakticar/Nikon/Canon mount
10b. 70-300mm f4.5-5.8 Macro Nikon mount
10c. 75 f4.5 Carl Zeiss - Jena Tessar M42 2ea
10d. 75 f4.5 ISCO-GOTTINGEN ISCORIT
10e. 75 f3.5 EL-OMEGAR
12a. 100 f4 ISCO Gottingen Isconar M42 -
12c. 115mm f4 Carl Zeiss - Pro tessar hard case
17a. 135 f3.5 Meyer Primotar Gorlitz Exacta/Nikon/Canon mount -
18a. 135 f4.5 Steinheil Munchen Culminar Silver \w case M39 for Leica -
19a. 135 f2.8 ENNA Munchen Ennalyt M42
20a. 135 f4 ISCO Gottingen Isconar Exacta
20b. 135 f4 ISCO Gottingen Isconar M42 -
20c. 135 f3.5 ISCO Gottingen Westanar M42
21a. 135 f3.5 Schafcht Ulm Travenar M42
21b. 135 f3.8 Staeble telexon M39
21c. 135 f2.8 Pentacon Zebra M42
22a. 150 f4.5 Carl Zeiss Tessar
22b. 150 f4 Hasselblad-Carlzeiss sonar
22b. 150 f4 Hasselblad-Carlzeiss sonar
24a. 180 f3.5 Meyer Primotar M42 Stainless
25a. 200 f4 Pentacon M42
26a. 240 f4.5 ENNA Munchen Ennalyt M42

KOLLMORGEN USA, PAN CINOR PARIS LENS
1. Kollmorgen Super Snaplite 3-1/4 inch f1.9 GOLD - (Head only)
2. Kollmorgen Super Snaplite 4-3/4 inch f1.9 GOLD - (Head only)
3. Kollmorgen Snaplite Series II 6 inch f1.9 BLACK - (Head only)
4. Kollmorgen Solex 7 inch f1.9 BLACK GOOD (Head only)
5. Kollmorgen Super Lite 9 inch f1.9 BLACK - (Head only)
6. Vintage Berthiot Pan-Cinor 1:2 f=17 a 85 SOM Lens
7. Cine Kodak 15mm 2.7 Anastigmat-Professional Movie lens C mount

MEDIUM FORMAT
1. Mamiya Sekor C 127mm f/3.8 RB67 rear cap
2. Mamiya RB67 150mm f/4 Soft Focus SF C -
2. Takumar 150mm f2.8 -

MICROSCOP, TELESCOPE, MACRO
1. Celestron VEGA 360 telescope + Microscope + Tripot + accessories box
2. 1 hard case isi:
- Wollensak 135MM F/4.5 Enlarging Raptar
- Wollensak 162 MM f/4.5 Enlarging Raptar
- 72MM Micro Tessar
- 32MM Micro Tessar
- Reichert Plan 8x 291

So whats missing

...........

Originally Posted by 33chinacars

So whats missing

16mm Fisheye
85mm f1.4 portrait
...

He must be a bit like you Ron.Every time he buys something it is faulty So he has to buy something else to replace it

Missing the 55mm 1.2 nocto nikkor....

*drools*
And no DX stuff.

But can he take a good photo?