Port-a-loos

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Originally Posted by AlanH

We had one with a frame, plastic bags and a seat which was supposed to clip to the frame. This was only for emergencies when towing the van around and I had just such an emergency when travelling to Broome a year or so ago.
We'd pulled into an overnight stop on the Great Northern Hwy (Bea bea site I think it was) and there were already folks there and no real shelter for a quiet bit of contemplation so the cook suggested I hide in the van and do it.
This I did and kept the screen door open so I didn't suffocate and got on with the job. Things proceeded quite well until the cook shouted "Here comes a bloke with another Disco" and I just knew he was going to stop for a chat!
I tried to hurry, the bog collapsed and I sat in what I'd just produced!!! There I was desperately trying to clean myself, the cook was trying to explain where I was and keep the nosey (and he really was) bloke from poking his nose in the van.
Eventually I staggered out hoping I didn't stink too much and after much lie telling he cleared off.
Then all I had to do was clean the mess up I'd caused, wash the carpet and then continue on our way.
We've now got a Bi-pot of 11ltrs capacity because it fits well in the hold when the camper is closed.
And it won't collapse under me........
Alan H.

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:) still wiping the tears away from laughing

That has to be Land Rover anecdote of the year!

It's just perfect, wife sees another Disco in outer whoop whoop and gives the warning because every Land Rover owner is just delighted to see another Land Rover and of course they'll want to look inside - it's just a given!

Other guy leave scratching his head thinking "Jees I've been driving Landies for 20 years and that's the first time I have been treated rudely by a fellow owner. *&^%$ newbies, no respect for the Tradition."

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Originally Posted by AlanH

We had one with a frame, plastic bags and a seat which was supposed to clip to the frame. This was only for emergencies when towing the van around and I had just such an emergency when travelling to Broome a year or so ago.
We'd pulled into an overnight stop on the Great Northern Hwy (Bea bea site I think it was) and there were already folks there and no real shelter for a quiet bit of contemplation so the cook suggested I hide in the van and do it.
This I did and kept the screen door open so I didn't suffocate and got on with the job. Things proceeded quite well until the cook shouted "Here comes a bloke with another Disco" and I just knew he was going to stop for a chat!
I tried to hurry, the bog collapsed and I sat in what I'd just produced!!! There I was desperately trying to clean myself, the cook was trying to explain where I was and keep the nosey (and he really was) bloke from poking his nose in the van.
Eventually I staggered out hoping I didn't stink too much and after much lie telling he cleared off.
Then all I had to do was clean the mess up I'd caused, wash the carpet and then continue on our way.
We've now got a Bi-pot of 11ltrs capacity because it fits well in the hold when the camper is closed.
And it won't collapse under me........
Alan H.

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I guess you could say the quality was absolute crap!

Alanh, you too? Bloody low guality rubbish them things aren't they.

For this bushie, you can't beat a shovel, a low hanging tree fork, and don't forget the roll.

shorty.

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Originally Posted by shorty943

Alanh, you too? Bloody low guality rubbish them things aren't they.

For this bushie, you can't beat a shovel, a low hanging tree fork, and don't forget the roll.

shorty.

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Sorry, is that some kind of mounting/dismounting action or do you mean a bread roll?:D

Sorry
Simon

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Originally Posted by Bushie

Not sure of the price but hire one as needed.

http://www.portaloo.co.nz/site_resou...le_Trailer.jpg


Martyn

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Let me see! The Landy, the caravan, the trailer for all the extras, and the portaloo.

Hey! I haul a ROADTRAIN.

Somehow I can't see the S3 coping to well up hill.

shorty.

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Originally Posted by abaddonxi

Sorry, is that some kind of mounting/dismounting action or do you mean a bread roll?:D

Sorry
Simon

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Damn you Simon, I just fell of my chair laughing.

shorty.

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Originally Posted by p38arover

The camper we hired from Brits had one. I didn't find emptying it a problem - especially at council dump sites provided especially for these.

Certainly I'd consider having one. I no longer want to squat. I have a stool (oh, no pun intended :) ) with a toilet seat and to which one can attach plastic bags or one can dig a hole in the ground below. I have yet to take it camping with me.

Ron

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When you do Ron....remember to post some piccies on the site so we can all share the moment...K?:D

so what did you end up with vlad?

Constipation??????