Thread: What NOT to share with kids while in the great outdoors !

Originally Posted by VladTepes

Warning: This thread may be slightly off-putting to those who've just had, or are about to have dinner.

For everyone else - especially anyone who knows Mrs Vlad - you're going to love this story.

We went on a club day to Coochin Creek, and took our nephews, aged 4 and 8.

The 4 year old needed, at one stage, to go to the toilet for 'a poopie'.

Being the uncle, I took him across to what proved to be a drop toilet - the old -throw sawdust down the hole afterwards type.

Well, when Caleb saw this he suddenly didn't have the urge anymore. In his words "I don't need to... it's gone back inside now!" (I would have been rolling around on the floor with laughter had it not been for the surroundings!).

Later that day....

Caleb says the Mrs Vlad " I need to go to the toilet"

One of our fellow forum members adds "Looks like he already has" (or words to that effect,

Anyway it fell to Mrs Vlad to take the poor bugger back to the loos and do what (she tells me) was a horrible clean up.

By the clappers I was glad I flick-passed that one !


I envy all you people with kids NOT AT ALL !!!!


Cheers Vlad.

Yes, 25 years ago, the youngest (baby at the time) sh*t himself sitting in the baby seat in the back of our MB.
It twas the smell that alerted us to this fact.

I pull over to the side of the road, in country NSW.
Wife takes the baby out, I put a blanket on the flat boot lid, and she takes off the nappy.... Well, 5 billion flies appeared from nowhere and covered the kid and us. The kid was screaming and covered in flies, wife and I could hardly see with the flies in our eyes.. Flies from sh*t to us and return, I'm sure you get the picture

It was a totally unbelievable experience!

The projectile vomit all over the interior of the car is a good trick, and a very good experience to remember. Or walking dog crap into the carpets on the car.

Originally Posted by dobbo

The projectile vomit all over the interior of the car is a good trick, and a very good experience to remember. Or walking dog crap into the carpets on the car.

That's why all parents should have a Defender and a pressure washer.

yep, and an internal water tank with a compressor or pump so you can clean it up right then..... a 20l water jerry works pretty well in a pinch....

My 6 week old niece managed to vomit down plaster cast on broken right arm. The nurse who removed it really didn't enjoy the job. My son got menangitis when he was 13mths, absolute nightmare but every cloud has a silver lining, he managed to projectile vomit over his grandmother on the way to hospital and I wish I had a camera, some things need to be recorded for posterety.

I never let my dog lick me.
He hovers over the cat waiting for it to do number 2s,wont even let the cat bury it,loves it warm.
If the cat gets lucky and gets to dump in peace and bury,Toby always tracks it down digs and it up.If only I could train the cat to eat Tobys doo doo,save cleaning up his mess.
Andrew

Originally Posted by kaa45

It's Ok. They do grow out of it

Until their teens when they come home p1ssed. I've slept in the bath a few times - clothes and all - if I foresee its going to be an ethanol purging evening.

A vomited on bed is NEVER the same.

All of these posts remind me of why I don't have any kids .