A friend of mine has often used one of the following:
Interrupt their initial spiel, and say, "I'm a consulting engineer. My time is valuable. If you want to continue this discussion, I need your credit card details. You will be charged my standard rate of $275.00 per hour, or part thereof. Minimum charge is one hour. Is it a Visa, Mastercard, or Amex? There is a 7.5% surcharge for Amex."
Or, (without giving them time to answer anything) "I'm Detective Sergeant Mike Wilson, from the Homicide squad. What is your name? Where are you calling from? What is your relationship to the deceased person who owned this phone? What were you doing three hours ago? Who can verify your whereabouts at the time in question? Do you have any prior convictions? We're tracing this call and will have a crew on the way to talk to you immediately. Don't go anywhere until they arrive!"
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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