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    interesting advice

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    The bells obviously work the lions know where you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE BOOGER View Post
    The bells obviously work the lions know where you are
    The Ministry officials should be sent out forthwith to put collared bells on the lions to save us the problem of sorting through big cat faeces .

    That's what we did with with our cats to alert the prey.
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    I think they should add onto that that you should listen out for lions that jingle as they are going to be the man eaters! lol

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    Funniest **** I have ever seen.

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    Maybe something like this-







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    Well if a lion charges me, I'll just reach down behind me & throw some **** in its face. Believe me, there'll be plenty there

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