Thread: Funny story

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.......... Geez mate ...at least that one's good,



............. Can we test the other side??



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Originally Posted by steve_35

So the very first thing he did was pull the lead of one of the spark plugs and said fire it up lets see if its got spark

Don't do it on a D2 (or a P38A). With the distributor-less ignition system that's a good way to get high reflected voltages back into the engine management ECU and damage it.

If trying to work out which cylinder is misfiring, alway disconnect the fuel injector and leave the spark alone.

Did you tell him to HTFU?

Years ago, when the kids were small and had guinea pigs in a cage, our cats used to take an unhealthy (for the pigs) interest in them.
I was working on the car in the garage one day, and the cats were stalking the pigs in their cage on the grass.

1. Lift cage onto a couple of dry planks of wood.

2. Run a wire from No.1 plug through a rubber band on the garage door, through a rubber band on a tree branch down to the wire part of the cage. (you know where this is going, don't you)

3. Wait patiently till cat re-kindles interest in pig, when close to wire, start car.

I have never seen a cat do back-flips before, took off over the fence in a single bound.

About 1/2 hour later, a disgruntled looking cat re-appears, sees GP and automatically goes into stalk mode.

Stops.

Backs off carefully - "Gee those little pigs can bite".

End of problem.

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