What is the meaning of a "Bloke"?

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Originally Posted by land864

I find chasing the occasional stray Hairy Clam can be injurious to ones health:o

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out of all these post here, i understand this one... :D

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Originally Posted by land864

I find chasing the occasional stray Hairy Clam can be injurious to ones health:o

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Ok


Whats a stray hairy clam?

hmmm how to respond and stay safe...

It's like looking for stray cats down at your local. Best you dont adopt one or even bring it home for the night if you have a missus.

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Originally Posted by dobbo

Ok


Whats a stray hairy clam?

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What those who have rocky mountain oysters, want

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Originally Posted by isuzutoo-eh

What those who have rocky mountain oysters, want

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Vindaloo paste;)

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Originally Posted by trobbo

hmmm how to respond and stay safe...

It's like looking for stray cats down at your local. Best you dont adopt one or even bring it home for the night if you have a missus.

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you mean like this one I prepared earlier

http://www.aulro.com/afvb/general-ch...itchhiker.html

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Originally Posted by dobbo

Vindaloo paste;)

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2 jugs of pure blonde to go with that vindaloo?

nb not a fan of pure blonde, but didn't want to send the wrong message with extra dry, old, cold, victorian bitter, little creatures et al
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Originally Posted by isuzutoo-eh

2 jugs of pure blonde to go with that vindaloo?

nb not a fan of pure blonde, but didn't want to send the wrong message with extra dry, old, cold, victorian bitter, little creatures et al

:o

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Or two pure blondes with.............................................. ...:angel:

G'Day mate, bought a new bag "o" fruit this arvo for a for a wedding this weekend, the cheese n kisses thought I looked like a bit of a drongo and a galah ! the billy lids thought I was a real dag! but STRUETH mate, I had a dekko in the mirror and fair dinkum, blind freddy could see I looked grouse mate! We had a blow in turn up from out beyond the black stump tonight, I took him down the boozer and he got pi$$ed as a cricket and got into a right blue with a redhead and did his block on him, told him don't come the raw prawn with me blue, the footy is the best bloody game on the idiot box, you haven't got a clue ya mug!! bloody hell cobber, by the time we left, it was open slather I tell ya! We decided to shoot through cause me sheila called me on the dog n bone gave me an earbashin' and said there's oodles of tucker on the table and if the grub gets cold, you and ya wowser mate will be sleeping in the bloomin' dog house tonight!!

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Originally Posted by ezyrama

G'Day mate, bought a new bag "o" fruit this arvo for a for a wedding this weekend, the cheese n kisses thought I looked like a bit of a drongo and a galah ! the billy lids thought I was a real dag! but STRUETH mate, I had a dekko in the mirror and fair dinkum, blind freddy could see I looked grouse mate! We had a blow in turn up from out beyond the black stump tonight, I took him down the boozer and he got pi$$ed as a cricket and got into a right blue with a redhead and did his block on him, told him don't come the raw prawn with me blue, the footy is the best bloody game on the idiot box, you haven't got a clue ya mug!! bloody hell cobber, by the time we left, it was open slather I tell ya! We decided to shoot through cause me sheila called me on the dog n bone gave me an earbashin' and said there's oodles of tucker on the table and if the grub gets cold, you and ya wowser mate will be sleeping in the bloomin' dog house tonight!!

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so.............did you make it in time?:)

MEANZ if you need a translation feel free to ask- someone will help