This made me laugh - Be nice to your tattooist

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28th October 2010, 03:51 PM
circlework

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Originally Posted by dobbo

But we don't discriminate, If anyone here is ashamed of their own penis, let them speak.

Oh hell. Sorry to burden the forum with my secret, but I just can't keep the shame of it to myself any more. Mine's just too big!!!!! :clap2:

:Rolling:
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Cheers.
28th October 2010, 03:54 PM
Scouse

Quote:

Originally Posted by circlework

Oh hell. Sorry to burden the forum with my secret, but I just can't keep the shame of it to myself any more. Mine's just too big!!!!!

Are you sure it's not your hand that's too small?

:wasntme:

:p:p
28th October 2010, 04:32 PM
Ace

What i want to know is, how did they guy not know he wasnt drawing what he asked for.

A 40cm penis is a greatly different shape to a yin and yang symbol, surely the guy could feel it wasnt the right shape as he drew it on there. Unless he was ****ed as a maggot and passed out.
28th October 2010, 04:45 PM
stevo68

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Originally Posted by Ace

What i want to know is, how did they guy not know he wasnt drawing what he asked for.

A 40cm penis is a greatly different shape to a yin and yang symbol, surely the guy could feel it wasnt the right shape as he drew it on there. Unless he was ****ed as a maggot and passed out.

Or he was used to having a massive wang slung between his shoulder blades so thought nothing of it :o,

Regards

Stevo
28th October 2010, 04:48 PM
Ace

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevo68

Or he was used to having a massive wang slung between his shoulder blades so thought nothing of it :o,

Regards

Stevo

:D Another logical explanation :D

Seriously though, he cant have asked for a very big yin-yang symbol, most i have seen are around the size of a 50c coin. Why did he not ask when the guy was drawing something that spanned most of the height of his back?

its got me buggered.
28th October 2010, 06:09 PM
Disco44

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Originally Posted by Brian Hjelm

Diana, the tattoist is a 21 y.o. from Bundamba, home of the Walmart people, and hardly one of the high income suburbs of the Brisbane conurbation. Likely he has nothing and 'twould be a waste of time and money suing him. Depending what charges he may be convicted on, there could possibly be some Criminal Compensation from the state government which the gov. pays when the crim has no assets.

Brian , why would you say that about Ipswich? It is not Brisbane in any way , if I wanted to get nasty about Brisbane suburbs I could start with Brisbane,s inner suburbs having a higher crime rate then any part of Ipswich. It appears that you still suffer the old ailment of knocking anywhere that's not Brisbane.Boy in my footballing days I really enjoyed belting the arse off Brisbane, particularly in the "Bulimba Cup" I thought class bias like that was in the past.
28th October 2010, 06:39 PM
DeanoH

Any clues on the mis-spelt slogan ? Obviously mental giants on both sides, just wondering what the slogan was ? :unsure:

Deano:)

ps. good to see the tatoo needles advert under the AULRO header.
28th October 2010, 06:45 PM
OldGreyGuy

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Originally Posted by spudboy

I wasn't laughing at the assault - but the idea that someone would take revenge by inking something like that, and what an idiot the tatooist was. I'd say he as all sorts of legal complications coming up in his life.

It's the sort of thing you might dream of doing to a 'client from hell' but never would (well, 99.99% of people never would)....

Sounds to me that that fellow was always going to have all sorts of legal complications coming up in his life no matter what, either as a tattooist or whatever he ended up doing if that is his attitude.

I also suspect that he is one of those people who get the epitaph "known to Police."

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