I bought a new landy the other day, it hasn't gone well, and I though I'd put my experience to a bit of song. You know, just a bit of therapy.
Just read along to the tune of the classic Moving Pictures song; What About Me..it isn't fair...I had enough... you know the one, hopefully you will get a laugh.

Well there's a little bloke standing outside the landy shop
He's been waiting down there, waiting for weeks, he don't know when it's gonna stop.
He gets mucked around, left to defend on his own, he gets to his feet and sayyyyyyysss

what about me, it isn't fair, I bought a fender and and somedays no body seems to care,
can't they see, I want to drive it, but it just wont seem to start.

there is a decent salesman serving at the corner shop
he gives a loaner, a freelander 2, but it's not really what I defer
I can't go bush, I'm missing socials everywhere, and it's not really a work ute either, I get home and screeeaammm

what about me, it isn't fair, my bloody fender just won't start, LR are working hard, they want it to go as well, but it just takes more then it gives.

what about meee, what about theemmmm

Now it's the coming fender weekend and every one's going along.
and it not looking good, it's been 4 weeks, I'm feeling pretty damed depreeessed

what about my landy, it isn't fair, I've had enough, and I can't take the freelander anywhere I want my fender, that's all i want, but it just won't start, no it just won't start, no the pile just won't start.......what about meeeeee

yes folks, the new puma has had a mystery electrical issues that has seen it back at the home office for 4 out of 6 weeks of my ownership. I think I'm slowly going insane.
LR are working on it, they are probably going insane as well.