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  1. 21st September 2011, 07:34 AM #1
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    and you thought you had a bad day

    Chinese bloke gets eel lodged up todger ? The Register
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    "Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." -- a warning from Adolf Hitler
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  2. 21st September 2011, 11:08 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by incisor View Post
    Chinese bloke gets eel lodged up todger ? The Register
    Ohh EEL regret that!
    (if its an electric eel he may get a buzz out of it!)
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  3. 21st September 2011, 11:19 AM #3
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    call me naive but wouldn't you feel it trying to get in there???????????
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  4. 21st September 2011, 11:23 AM #4
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    If there was ever a time for one of JohnF's biblical quotes, this is it.
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  5. 21st September 2011, 11:42 AM #5
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    Don't encourage him.
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    The TV show River Monsters did a segment in the Amazon incident of a fish up the pee pee.

    Did actually happen - they tracked down the victim, the specialist doctor who did the operation to remove it and the fish itself (in a preservation bottle). Actually reunited the victim and fish after 10 years.

    Actually had the endoscope (dickiescope) pictures of the fish up the pee pee and other pics of the operation - so is not anecdotal.

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  7. 21st September 2011, 12:12 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by dobbo View Post
    If there was ever a time for one of JohnF's biblical quotes, this is it.
    Yes, I'd love that. In the same way that I would love to remove this little eel that I currently have stuck with only a lump hammer and a rusty hacksaw.
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  8. 21st September 2011, 12:46 PM #8
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    No as bad as the bloke many years ago turning up at the Alfred Hospital Melb with a Golf ball stuck in his Anus. The embarrassed patient explained it happened as he was bouncing a golf ball in the shower
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  9. 21st September 2011, 01:22 PM #9
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    Moral of the story:

    If you are going to take an eel bath, wear a condom and butt plug.
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  10. 21st September 2011, 03:23 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by It'sNotWorthComplaining! View Post
    No as bad as the bloke many years ago turning up at the Alfred Hospital Melb with a Golf ball stuck in his Anus. The embarrassed patient explained it happened as he was bouncing a golf ball in the shower
    I have always been very cautious about the common practice of golf ball bouncing in the shower for that very same reason....what if it gets stuck up my butt? How embarrassment.
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