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  1. 14th October 2011, 07:59 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by roverfan View Post
    Screw that no ones touching my Junk, whats so hard about pulling out?
    In the long term it is not a reliable form of contraception.
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  2. 14th October 2011, 08:35 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by roverfan View Post
    Screw that no ones touching my Junk, whats so hard about pulling out?
    Haha, haven't you heard the old joke ?


    Q: what do you call a couple that uses the pull out method ?

    A: Parents
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  3. 14th October 2011, 08:39 PM #43
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    Pulling out? Are you serious?

    I really don't know what all the hoohaa is about getting the snip...grow some balls and get them snipped!!!!

    As I see it...
    1. You get time off work
    2. You get waited upon hand and foot by SWMBO
    3. You have an almost 100% guarantee of no more carpet commandos!

    What more could a bloke want?

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  4. 15th October 2011, 12:19 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by roverfan View Post
    Screw that no ones touching my Junk, whats so hard about pulling out?
    how many kids have you got so far?
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  5. 15th October 2011, 05:10 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by roverfan View Post
    Screw that no ones touching my Junk, whats so hard about pulling out?
    Ummm, not being able to cum inside your partner?
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  6. 15th October 2011, 03:51 PM #46
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    I have to join the club to, and as I've got 2 job offers on the go at the moment and don't want to be laid up I have to get in quick.
    Did hear an add on the radio one morning about a Keyhole operation by Dr Smith ( I think that was the name) but I never got the chance to get the details and I've searched the net but can't find him here in Melbourne.

    Maybe a bottle of vodka and razor blade and staple gun would be easier and cheaper
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  7. 15th October 2011, 05:07 PM #47
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    I hope it is not the doctor smith from "Lost In Space"

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    It's all keyhole, not much room in there. I only had a 3-4mm scar and no stitches
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  9. 15th October 2011, 06:44 PM #49
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    I've got two kids, and there's no "so far"...
    It's two kids and that's it! Some people can do it and be back at work in a day so everyone's different.

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  10. 15th October 2011, 07:12 PM #50
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    Mate... Don't fret it...

    Mine was walk in, 20 minutes, walk out.

    And being serious. Drove home and then to 'make sure everything is in order'....
    Bedded my beloved!

    Was back at work the following morning, albeit a little tender.

    6 months later the wife needed a partial hysterectomy...

    But it is trouble free shaggin'
    Don't want to get the mistress pregnant!!!

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