Originally Posted by
Brian Hjelm
I have had my Falcon ute towed to the dealership eight times with electric or electronic failures that stranded me roadside with an inoperative vehicle. It has also had the classic Falcon cylinder head and gasket and head bolt and corrosion problems, the thermostats that last 15,000 -20,000 k's, the door hinges that pull through the door panels, the door handles that break off in your hand, the seat facings that wear through quick time, the headlight lenses that go brown and crusty and need to be sanded and polished at least annually, the brake rotors that have had to be machined and/or replaced several times in less than 150,000 k's, the rust breaking out in the most unlikely places, the shocking lack of fuel economy which is really no better than the Valiant 265 Hemi Six that it replaced without the Hemi's performance.
Every year some young hopeful salesman from the dealership used to 'phone and tell me "Happy birthday to your Ford. Are you thinking about a new one?" I usually said to them "You have not spoken to me before, have you. If you had you would not have called again and certainly not asked such a stupid question. "