Riddle me this, Batman!

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Originally Posted by Vin Rouge

A man gets into an elevator, presses the button for the ninth floor where he gets out and walks up the staircase to his work place on the eleventh floor.

At the end of the day he gets into the elevator on the eleventh floor, presses the button for the ground floor and goes home.

He does this each working day. Why?

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Except when it's raining. On those days he presses the button for the 11th floor - with his umbrella.

he's a dwarf

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Originally Posted by vnx205

He lived in a lighthouse?

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Originally Posted by carjunkieanon

He's a lighthouse keeper.

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Correct...

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Originally Posted by digger

4. What is red and blue, and purple and green?
No one can reach it, not even the queen?
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Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

4. A rainbow

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yes, OR the Jolly Green Giant holding his breath.
You'd hold your breath too if you had to sniff green beans every day!

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

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Originally Posted by digger

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

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An eye

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

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Originally Posted by dswatts

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

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The letter "m":D

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Originally Posted by bee utey

The letter "m":D

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Quick:o

What turns everything around, but does not move?

the sun