Riddle me this, Batman!

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Originally Posted by seano87

A nose.

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Yes!

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Originally Posted by dswatts

The birds shadow ??

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Yes!

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Originally Posted by seano87

1. Ostrich - can't fly.

2. Frog is dead so he ain't swimming anywhere.

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correct x 2 (a clean sweep!)

What do we all look forward to, never lasts long enough, and is over too quickly? [ hope it hasn't already come up] Bob

A woman was sitting on a windowsill on the 35th floor of a building. It was raining lightly. She was about to commit suicide.
The police surrounded the bottom of the building pleading with her NOT to jump.
The fire brigade said that no equipment they had could protect her from a fall from that far.
Her husband was in the room with her and kept trying to stop her.
She got nervous and fell and the husband couldn't stop her, yet she did not get or hurt or even a scratch.
Why?

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Originally Posted by bob10

What do we all look forward to, never lasts long enough, and is over too quickly? [ hope it hasn't already come up] Bob

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why do I get the feeling that wives and husbands may have different answers to this one!!!:angel:

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Originally Posted by bob10

What do we all look forward to, never lasts long enough, and is over too quickly? [ hope it hasn't already come up] Bob

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The weekend.

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Originally Posted by digger

A woman was sitting on a windowsill on the 35th floor of a building. It was raining lightly. She was about to commit suicide.
The police surrounded the bottom of the building pleading with her NOT to jump.
The fire brigade said that no equipment they had could protect her from a fall from that far.
Her husband was in the room with her and kept trying to stop her.
She got nervous and fell and the husband couldn't stop her, yet she did not get or hurt or even a scratch.
Why?

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She fell into the building?

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Originally Posted by kenleyfred

She fell into the building?

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that took a long time to type out and you guys get em too fast!!:D
Correct!



What does a blind man see,
a deaf man hear,
and if you eat it you are sure to die?

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Originally Posted by digger

What does a blind man see,
a deaf man hear,
and if you eat it you are sure to die?

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Parsnips :p