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  1. 14th June 2012, 08:00 AM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blknight.aus
    you have been convicted of a capital offence crime, you are due for execution. You are required to make a last statement. If your statement is found to be true you will be hung if it is found to be false you will be boiled in oil.

    What do you say to stave off execution indefinately.
    I'm going to be boiled in oil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clyde View Post
    Mick marsh..... Wrong
    It works though. Think outside the square.
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    Digger.... Correct, the other half of their children were also boys.
    Still thought my answer was better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blknight.aus View Post
    you have been convicted of a capital offence crime, you are due for execution. You are required to make a last statement. If your statement is found to be true you will be hung if it is found to be false you will be boiled in oil.

    What do you say to stave off execution indefinately.
    "I will be executed by boiling in oil"
    or
    "I will not be hanged"
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  4. 14th June 2012, 03:40 PM #74
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    Mummy bull, daddy bull & baby bull live in a field. Daddy & baby bull go for a walk in the next field. How many bulls left in the home field?

    Blknight's solution to the escape was good, but we had it harder in Africa. There was no mirror and you had to get away once you'd climbed out the hole. So what's the African solution?
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    hit the wall till your fingers are sore

    use the sore to cut throught the table in half

    put the table back together, two halves make a whole

    climb out the whole and run away.

    no bulls are left, mommys a cow...
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    Quote Originally Posted by turkeybrain View Post
    I'm going to be boiled in oil.
    Quote Originally Posted by isuzutoo-eh View Post
    "I will be executed by boiling in oil"
    or
    "I will not be hanged"
    near enough...

    The best answer is "you will execute me by whichever method is reserved for liars" as it allows for them to re-write the method of execution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blknight.aus View Post
    hit the wall till your fingers are sore

    use the sore to cut throught the table in half

    put the table back together, two halves make a whole

    climb out the whole and run away.

    Close. Shout & shout until you're hoarse. Jump on the hoarse & ride away.


    no bulls are left, mommys a cow...
    Correct.
    So, a duck lands on a barb-wire fence. Farmer shoots the duck. Which way does the duck fall?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratel10mm View Post
    So, a duck lands on a barb-wire fence. Farmer shoots the duck. Which way does the duck fall?
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    Nope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratel10mm View Post
    So, a duck lands on a barb-wire fence. Farmer shoots the duck. Which way does the duck fall?
    It doesn't fall. It gets caught In the barb-wire?

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