A poor bloke was asked to remove his tee shirt on a Qantas flight from Auckland yesterday as it said;Quote:
Originally Posted by mikehzz
It upset them ?? :rolleyes:Quote:
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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A poor bloke was asked to remove his tee shirt on a Qantas flight from Auckland yesterday as it said;Quote:
Originally Posted by mikehzz
It upset them ?? :rolleyes:Quote:
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
:D
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I would love to put some Full Metal Jacket lines up, but I fear that they may get caught up in the swear filter:angel:
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
Dont forget Mel Brooks made a heap of films, not only Get Smart on tv.
"Blazing saddles","Spaceballs" and "History of the world part 1" too name a few.
Have you seen " The adventures of Ford Fairlane" With Andrew Dice Clay? Another ****er.
Been a while since my mates and i had a Python or Mel Brookes movie marathon. hmmmmm!
I bought a Kogan 24" 12v led tv /dvd for about $250. Perfect for camping. You can hang it on the rear wheel and watch it.
They are all much funnier after a couple of drinks.
Most females just dont get it.
cheers
R2
Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.......This man has no dick.
Dana Barrett: [possessed by Zuul] Do you want this body?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?
[Dana is possessed]
Dr. Peter Venkman: I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people.
[Dana starts passionately making out with him]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule...
Mmm, well that didn't take long for things to depart from light hearted fun, did it???
:(
JC
You do not have to follow me, you do not have to follow anybody
Yes Yes
You are all individuals
we are all individuals
I'm not
Still cracks me up...
Mind you, I cannot watch a scene with any panorama of Venice without thinking...
and here we are back in Venice...with more @@#@#%& gondolas!
"It gets to -173 here on the moon"
"Celcius or Farenheit?"
"First one, then the other!"
And the three stooges...."What's this you're doing? "
" The elevator dance"
" Elevator dance? "
" yeah, there's no steps to it! "
Boom, Boom, Katish! Bob