Thread: Funny Movie Quotes...

From Steel Magnolias

Truvy: Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.

Ouiser Boudreaux: I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood 40 years!

Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Brian: Did you say "ex-leper"?
Ex-Leper: That's right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir.
Brian: Well, what happened?
Ex-Leper: Oh, cured, sir.
Brian: Cured?
Ex-Leper: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you!
Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
Brian: Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?
Ex-Leper: Uh, I could do that sir, yeah. Yeah, I could do that I suppose. What I was thinking was I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the ass to be blunt and excuse my French, sir.

My favourite line in Get Smart was a "oncer" where Sigfried disagrees with agent 99.
He says Nein Nein 99

The amount of material from the Get Smart series is staggering, clever stuff some of it.

IIRC another Steel Magnolias Quote was something about 'That man being a boil on the butt of humanity'.

JC

Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.

HA! The Blues Brothers is another complete library of quotes! Thanks for that!!

JC

The Life of Brian is full of great quotes for me:

Jesus (in the distance) - ".....and blessed are the meek"
Audience member - "Oooh, that's nice. They've had a terrible time of it recently, the meek."

"look....if we made this giant wooden badger...."


More python.

"Blessed are the cheese makers? What's so special about the cheese makers?"
"It's not meant to be taken literally dear, it's referring to all manner of producers of dairy products"