Thread: City Lowlifes

This is why it's my aim in life to spend all my days sitting on a rocking chair on my verandah in denim overalls with a corn cob pipe and a shotgun warding off young 'ens and them commie types with a stern "We don't take kindly to your type round here"
Ahh for a simple life

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

This is why it's my aim in life to spend all my days sitting on a rocking chair on my verandah in denim overalls with a corn cob pipe and a shotgun warding off young 'ens and them commie types with a stern "We don't take kindly to your type round here"
Ahh for a simple life

Lol my plans exactly!!
Hopefully I end up with neighbours like you!!

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

This is why it's my aim in life to spend all my days sitting on a rocking chair on my verandah in denim overalls with a corn cob pipe and a shotgun warding off young 'ens and them commie types with a stern "We don't take kindly to your type round here"
Ahh for a simple life

Just have to hope them young'uns and commie types don't come round during the night then!

Originally Posted by sheerluck

Just have to hope them young'uns and commie types don't come round during the night then!

That's why ah gots me a trip wire hooked up to a propane tank, I'll tell you whut...

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

That's why ah gots me a trip wire hooked up to a propane tank, I'll tell you whut...

You worry me sometimes Muppet!!

Originally Posted by Judo

You worry me sometimes Muppet!!

That one was a King of the Hill reference.
But if I'm not worrying someone, I'm not doing my job

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

That's why ah gots me a trip wire hooked up to a propane tank, I'll tell you whut...

There really isn't a lot to do in Orange is there Muppet?

Originally Posted by sheerluck

There really isn't a lot to do in Orange is there Muppet?

Sure there is.
Just **** all that interests me
At this point I feel I should clarify that I do not have a propane tank hooked up to a trip wire.
Propane is far too expensive.