Thread: Something has upset me

Give me a rooster any time before the call of a desperate male peacock !!
Bugger that they are loud!

Originally Posted by sheerluck

Yes, I can imagine that loosen a few feathers. I would love to do the size twelve Blundstone thing with next door's rooster when it starts up at bout 3am, but a)my feet are far smaller than size twelve and b) I can't throw the 75 or so metres to their chook house.

Practice practice and practice.

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As you all know practice makes perfect, the prize is a well earned feather.

A couple of nights ago, I watched the latest 'James Bond' movie 'Skyfall' with its noisy bird, that made me think, how about recording the racket that Rooster makes and immediately after, play it back 20 dB higher in volume?



That would draw the neighbourhoods attention to the fact that you have a problem and I'm sure your neighbour's would be very helpful in your quest to quieten that rowdy Rooster.

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Most of the times, our mind gets conditioned so much by the circumstances that - we can not see the obvious.
When we go to a specialist doctor with a simple headache, diagnosis starts from migraine, upwards!
We assume that things are so complicated and we get entrapped in the ghost of it’s thoughts
We carry on the same syndrome to our relationships and make them complicated.
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If you want we could get together and play some Dungeons and Dragons.

I suppose that there is nothing that braces one more thoroughly than the forces of darkness stubbing their toe.

We can make that happen if you're fighter goes up against a black dragon with a +5 Vorpal sword.

Don't knock till you try it.

Arthur, I will ask my 5 years old grandson for help on that one

Here is another good resource for us blokes only, sorry ladies.

Man Therapy

Maybe we need a sticky for some depression/anxiety resources.

Originally Posted by korg20000bc

If you want we could get together and play some Dungeons and Dragons.


We can make that happen if you're fighter goes up against a black dragon with a +5 Vorpal sword.

Don't knock till you try it.

Korg I am pretty sure D&D is the cause of depression . Just joking. I didn't think people still played it until a client of mine spoke about it the other month. It is alive and well in Tassie.

Originally Posted by korg20000bc

If you want we could get together and play some Dungeons and Dragons.
We can make that happen if you're fighter goes up against a black dragon with a +5 Vorpal sword.
Don't knock till you try it.

I used to have a Dragon for a maths teacher.

The only Dungeons I know, are under the Parliament buildings in Hobart.

"The Vorpal Blade is a very useful artifact weapon. It is a neutral long sword, and has a 5% chance of instantaneously killing monsters by beheading. It is shunned by some players because it only does +1 damage and d5 to-hit, but others find the insta-kill to be quite useful. The beheading only works on monsters with heads."

Now I really needed to know that.

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