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    A recent incident.....

    Was at an outdoor event recently. Headed for the Portaloos.A woman had just put a young child into one of them and as the one beside this one was engaged she headed to the next one vacant for herself. When I got there the one beside the young child was just becoming vacant so I headed in there.A short time later I heard a knock on my door and a voice saying
    "Do you want me to wipe your bum,Love"
    Obviously the mother had finished and gone to get her child but got the Portaloos mixed up.
    Any wonder I don't go out much.

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    hopefully it will be a little while yet before you will be needing that sort of attention!
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    Sean

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    And the reply was?
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    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    Was at an outdoor event recently. Headed for the Portaloos.A woman had just put a young child into one of them and as the one beside this one was engaged she headed to the next one vacant for herself. When I got there the one beside the young child was just becoming vacant so I headed in there.A short time later I heard a knock on my door and a voice saying
    "Do you want me to wipe your bum,Love"
    Obviously the mother had finished and gone to get her child but got the Portaloos mixed up.
    Any wonder I don't go out much.
    You should've mustered your deepest voice and answered!

    "Can you wait until I just snap this next one off Love?"
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