Thread: Annoying advert on here!

I get it on my iPad all the time, along with all these pretty women who live 3 miles away and want to meet me ..but I've never seen any of them around town :-). Gary

Originally Posted by Gary S11

I get it on my iPad all the time, along with all these pretty women who live 3 miles away and want to meet me ..but I've never seen any of them around town :-). Gary

Aww, I don't get the pretty woman either....

I'm fairly sure none of them live in Sunbury though...

Pros and Cons of subscribing:

Cons:
-Costs you (bugger all money)
-Imaginary women no longer want to talk to you

Pros:
-You're a subscriber!
-Keeps Inc. happy
-Imaginary women no longer want to talk to you.

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

.......-Imaginary women no longer want to talk to you.

They're imaginary?

Oh, no!

<curls up in foetal position, crying>

Originally Posted by sheerluck

They're imaginary?

Oh, no!

<curls up in foetal position, crying>

Don't worry Sheerluck, we'll find the right woman for you.
Some lucky lady out there has a closet full of straight jackets and horse tranquilizers just waiting for Mr Right to stumble into her door in the middle of the night whilst quoting Monty Python.

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

Don't worry Sheerluck, we'll find the right woman for you.
Some lucky lady out there has a closet full of straight jackets and horse tranquilizers just waiting for Mr Right to stumble into her door in the middle of the night whilst quoting Monty Python.

But will she live in my local area, and be rather improbably photographed in an apartment that had somehow been transplanted into my rather rural area of acreage houses and farms??

Straight jackets and horse tranquillisers hey? I think you've been watching too many of the wrong sort of movies on the interweb, young Muppet.

Originally Posted by sheerluck

Straight jackets and horse tranquillisers hey? I think you've been watching too many of the wrong sort of movies on the interweb, young Muppet.

Remind me to decline your offer for Sheerlucks "The best of the internet movie night"