Thread: Security Guard tossers

Moon lighted as a security guard to pay for a nice BMW Bike I brought when I was 18 some one had the cheek to ask if my mum and dad brought it for me.

Security was fun some of the time. Jewelry show in the change room was tough! those models droped there cloths and changed with out a care about my beetroot red blushing face. Pistols some times boredom most of the time, most of my kit was a blue shirt and blue pants if that

A few Tossers are in most industries. Bouncers, Doctors, driving instructors, builders even a few Land Rover drivers? ....

Yours would have been a great picture
http://graphicriver.net/item/security-guard/4307145

Too true Mario After reading that the first thing that reminded me of something similar is some of the CFA members ive met over the years ill say no more not wanting to put down Cfa members but some are out there

Originally Posted by weakestlink

A few Tossers are in most industries. Bouncers, Doctors, driving instructors, builders even a few Land Rover drivers? ....

Yours would have been a great picture
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You forgot Landcruiser drivers. Plenty of them are tossers.

Originally Posted by Roverlord off road spares

too many moons ago I did night security patrols, it wasn't until i was shot at and had a gun pointed on me that i thought I needed a firearm, so a .38 SW special was purchased and a holster. Now the in group that had .357 Magnums one even had a .44 magnum. Then came the bat belt with the mandatory speed loaders, 2 of in fact, incase they got intop a dirty harry style of shoot out and the huge magnalite allloy torches to use as battons.
In all the years i worked in that job, I only once had to pull my revolver out as I was being king hit from behind by an offender as I grappled with his mate.
Well Yesterday I pulled into a servo and the biggest toss I have seen pulls up.
A sedan with checker boarding on the panels, the roof rack with the light rack of LED flashing YELLOW Lights ( look every body I'm a wanna be cop)
The gut gets out, the leg holster with the glock, the bat belt, ammo pouch, the flack jacket with PATROL written on the back,the badges, the Dark wrap- a-round glasses came on as he got out of the car, but before he could enter the servo, on came the special leather gloves. This guy had more stuff on than our police a or our protective service officers.
I know 4wdrivers love accessories, some even just do it for the bling.
But this guy was a tosser, he has no more power under the crimes act than a citizen, some of these guys have problems, I found that out in the years I was in the game, some are just waiting for the Chuck Norris or Steven Segal fight to happen and who knows what will happen.

then you see them with the mags in the holders with the platform uppermost and showing and a hole in the bottom of the handgrip.


or my personal favorite...

the guy out here at river stink who if you look close enough hasnt even gone to the effort of sanding back the molding joints on the back of the handgrip on his glock.

Sure it wasn't Dog the bounty hunter?
Seriously though.
Tactical equipment is fine if you're using it, but buying a bunch of stuff to be Tacticool is for tossers.
But they're everywhere, even behind the wheel of land rovers.

They are about. Had a run in with a carpark security guard a while back while parked in a 15 minute pickup zone next to the train station - waiting to pick my Daughter up from the (running late) train. I'd only been there for 5 minutes or so when wannerbe cop struts over and taps on my window. I roll it down and say hi, to which he responds 'if you don't move your car, I'll book you'. My answer was obviously something like get a new watch, I've only been here 5 minutes - he then got the ****s and started saying he could have me arrested for talking to him like that. I told him to try it, to which he blew a gasket. I told him I'd save him the trouble and call the 'real Police' myself and have him charged for threatening me...

The train turned up then , and he stormed off when my Daughter arrived mumbling something like 'don't let me catch you here again'...

Absolute tosser. Never seen him since though, and I still use that carpark all the time.

These sorts of wannabees usually are the ones that have already been rejected as unsuitable for Police or prisons. Its sad but true that security licences are too easy to acquire, in fact some are basically mail order and the training organsations pay little or no attention to the personality of the applicant. The only thing that is important is the dollars for the course.

Originally Posted by Lotz-A-Landies

These sorts of wannabees usually are the ones that have already been rejected as unsuitable for Police or prisons.

Its sad but truethat security licences are too easy to acquire, in fact some are basically mail order and the training organsations pay little or no attention to the personality of the applicant. The only thing that is important is the dollars for the course.

that line really gives me the ****s because its such a massive assumption


I hear that a lot, so its not just directed at security and none of my colleagues were ever rejected in fact some of ours have come form the police..so it wouldnt surprise me if its the same for the security industry