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  1. 9th October 2013, 10:38 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by schuy1 View Post
    From your statements I can safely assume there is no band of kryptonite......EERRRR GOLD! that binds the pair of you? When such an event occurs she will drag the rule book out and smite you! It is there, always there Lets go out, lets go out in a blaze of glory................! For all good things must end......................
    No, not yet
    That reminds me, anniversary in two weeks, I'd actually forgotten...
    Besides, she can smite me as much as she likes, I've never been much for rules, so long as they don't say anything about Land Rovers I'm okay
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  2. 9th October 2013, 10:45 PM #22
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    HMMM, That bit about smiting you all she likes could be read in that you derive a certain pleasure from being smited? along with leather and metal thingys?An interesting union!
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    Quote Originally Posted by schuy1 View Post
    HMMM, That bit about smiting you all she likes could be read in that you derive a certain pleasure from being smited? along with leather and metal thingys?An interesting union!
    Not this again
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  4. 9th October 2013, 11:06 PM #24
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    dunno are you just misunderstood?
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    Quote Originally Posted by schuy1 View Post
    dunno are you just misunderstood?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Muppet View Post
    No, not yet
    That reminds me, anniversary in two weeks, I'd actually forgotten...
    Besides, she can smite me as much as she likes, I've never been much for rules, so long as they don't say anything about Land Rovers I'm okay
    My other half had our wedding date engraved on the inside of my wedding band so I would have no excuse to forget.

    Should've had it engraved on the outside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin B View Post
    Where in the marriage instruction manual does it say you cannot wash your tool and parts in the Dishwasher, she got the @#$/s but jee there shiny now...
    I tried that when I was drunk once, I got 3rd degree burns on my plums
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Muppet View Post
    There's an instruction manual/rule book?
    I've just been making it up as I go along, pretty sure she does the same!
    You don't normally get made aware of the rule book and associated content (by her) until after the union is complete. We can make you aware of it's existence but the contents are a subject unique to not only females but your own particular make/model.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clubagreenie View Post
    You don't normally get made aware of the rule book and associated content (by her) until after the union is complete. We can make you aware of it's existence but the contents are a subject unique to not only females but your own particular make/model.
    So does that mean that the default resets like "Chocolate", "Wine", and the "Yes Dear" command won't work unless I use model specific titles?
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    rule book

    I have been under the impression for the last 13 years that there are only 2 rules:

    Rule 1 - The wife is always right even when she is wrong
    Rule 2 - See Rule 1.

    Are you all trying to tell me that there are more rules, and my wife has been hiding them from me? What the????

    Cheers

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