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  1. 30th October 2003, 08:05 PM #1
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    100%

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE
    than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
    than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
    give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 98%

    and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 103%

    AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work
    and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bull****
    and Ass-kissing will put you over the top.
    There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours
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  2. 30th October 2003, 08:27 PM #2
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    2+21+12+12+2+1+6+6+12+5+19+2 +18+1+9+14+19

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  3. 21st August 2004, 08:00 PM #3
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    [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] Still baffeling
    There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours
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    I have to use these at Monday mornings meeting
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  5. 21st August 2004, 08:07 PM #5
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    Originally posted by DiscoTDI



    I have to use these at Monday mornings meeting
    Well dont blame me for it then ok :wink:
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    [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] now that was a worthwhile blast from the past [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
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  7. 21st August 2004, 08:10 PM #7
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    Originally posted by fernockulated
    [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] now that was a worthwhile blast from the past [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
    But still pointless 8)
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  8. 21st August 2004, 08:48 PM #8
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    :roll: yeah ,but we can get some mileage out of it again [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
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    Well, keep it going
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  10. 21st August 2004, 08:57 PM #10
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    i'm trying to but my legs are starting to cramp up after taking a group of youth walking up Mt. Greville today(see picy in my gallery of pebble in my front yard!)and i'm just about stuffed! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]
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