If there was a god, what sort of Land Rover would she drive?

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Originally Posted by bob10

Something's been bothering me. If a Deity , of whatever persuasion, were to confront fire & brimstone, would they drive a vehicle made primarily of aluminium? Bob

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A fair point, Bob. Goodness knows what the Judge Dredd 101 is made from - probably cardboard.

If God encountered fire and brimestone, she would just conjure up a flood to put it out, no worries.

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

If God encountered fire and brimestone, she would just conjure up a flood to put it out, no worries.

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Didn't Noah build his ark at Solihull?:)

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Originally Posted by Mr Whippy

Didn't Noah build his ark at Solihull?:)

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Not if the aim was for it to be reasonably water-tight! :o

Just didn't use Defender seals between the boards.:wasntme:

Here's a Land Rover (Series) that tried to get closer to god.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RXV-p_Ec6Q]Land Rover Stuck In The Tree Scene From The Gods Must Be Crazy - YouTube[/ame]

Ah, The Antichrist. Loved that fillum.....

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Originally Posted by sheerluck

So, the original thread title is not bound by the immediate conclusion that most would jump to on reading it that god=God.

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Your right, god does equal God. Nevertheless some of its (his, her whatever) devotees think he (it, she whatever) is a devotee of the brand.

https://www.aulro.com/afvb/

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Originally Posted by Ferret

Your right, god does equal God. Nevertheless some of its (his, her whatever) devotees think he (it, she whatever) is a devotee of the brand.

http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles...1f37bcc5d1.jpg

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Aha!! Proof of at least one god's brand loyalty! Now we just have to find out which model!

Actually the Bible is full of hints...
this has been extensively researched by Lotus Elan afficianados:
The bad news is that LR doesn't rate a mention ...rather God favoured US makes and perhaps even a Honda. British motorcycles also get a mention:

Ref: Biblical Marques : Archive by LotusElan.net

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth
because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the
Garden of Eden in a Fury".

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.
The passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your
Tempest and terrify them with your Storm".

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers
are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds
a long blast".

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to
talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel
where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own
Accord..." .

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced
by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph
is heard in the hills".

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land".

And, finally, following Jesus' lead, the Apostles carpooled in a Honda...
"The Apostles were in one Accord".