Thread: If there was a god, what sort of Land Rover would she drive?

Nissan X-Trail

Oooh, the possibilities in this thread......I'll be good.

Originally Posted by Johnno1969

I was just wondering....

Shouldn't you be out in the shed with a block of 4x2 getting that overdrive sorted John?

Doh! You're waiting for the kettle to boil and trying to find the Land Rover tea cosy on the kitchen table which is being used as a workbench....

Re your question: I reckon God probably has a fleet ranging from old Series for heavy duties such as building galaxies, etc and at the other end of the garage is an Evoque for when visiting dignitaries are being ferried around.

Hang on, the road network is a bit lacking once you leave Earth. This was a trick question wasn't it John?! (Just picked up the 'she' reference too....defintely an Evoque with Ipanema Sand exterior, waist finisher, Cirrus Morzine headlining, Pimento/Ebony Oxford interior and the eD4 engine for better planet saving fuel economy of course....)

Evoque

Originally Posted by sheerluck

Oooh, the possibilities in this thread......I'll be good.

Oh, no - don't.

Originally Posted by sheerluck

Oooh, the possibilities in this thread......I'll be good.

Bull****

I'd say she drives a P38a.

how can a non-entity drive anything.....there is no god.....

Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

how can a non-entity drive anything.....there is no god.....

You've missed the point: we've already demonstrated that in The-Thread-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.The question posed here is if there was a god, what Land Rover would she choose to drive, given that she could probably pretty-much afford any model - and may even have access to prototypes.

It's probably worth taking a polytheistic viewpoint on this: that way we could fill a multi-bay shed.