Black Hole

Somewhere there's a huge black hole that digests all those little red tubes from WD40 cans.
There must be billions of 'em there by now......

30 metres of 3/8" air line, a large coffee jar of stainless nuts and bolts, large roll of bright orange whipper snipper chord, aerosol cans of CRC, aerostart etc., a small trolley jack and a box of drill bits and that's what I've noticed that I've "lost" so far. I'm doubting theft as there's no sign of a break in and the value of what's gone as opposed to what's left :confused: plus I've still got my wheelbarrow :D.

Hey Stuck. I thing yours is a vortex!! Stand well clear:o:o:o

In the quest for balance, the secrets of the universe and suchlike, it is important to realise a black hole's opposite is a white hole. So a mature shed can be both a black hole and a white hole, sometimes at the same time. I have stubbed my toe on items I swear I never bought in the first place. The one sided black hole phase of a shed seems to be its juvenile phase. They grow up, and flow starts to reverse. Ever looked into a properly aged shed and failed to be totes amazed at what you find? The mysteries of a fully evolved shed.

My result of "black hole sheds" is to leave everything out lying on the floor,, no hidey holes, no cupboards.
Mrs Pedro's thinking is NOT along the same lines:angel:

We have a black hole in our house as well as the shed. The one in the house was given the scientific name "TeenageChildStomach 14" by astronomers, whereby all foodstuffs are sucked into said void within seconds of having touched the pantry or refrigerator shelves. Attempting to look for the purchased foodstuffs the same day as they were purchased will invariably be met with the answer "TeenageChild 14 has eaten it".

The one in the shed I call "Putitbackwhereyoubloodyfounditnotwhereyouthinkits houldgo". It is a scientific principle whereby any other users of tools or other implements will ignore where they found the tool and try to impose their own filing system on the normal user of said tools or implements, meaning what would normally be a 10 minute job turns into 40 minutes of looking for the tool, 5 minutes of trudging back to the house to ask "do you know where X has gone", followed by "I put it in Y", followed by a five minute trudge back to the shed, and then the 10 mins of labour.

I've got one too but I'm more interested in how you get warranty on a defective black hole. You see - I've been waiting patiently for ages for it to absorb Mrs Grumbles but to date nothing. :mad: Did I buy the wrong size black hole? Is it underpowered?

Mrs Pedro thinks the BSL is one,, absorbs everything, has a special fondness for boxes with LR markings, LPG, and money.
I know for fact it absorbs light cos everytime I go out to drive it there's nothing there--- :unsure:

No our shed is not a black hole...I know this because I can and have to take things out to get to the workbench.

What it seems to be to others in the household is more like the TARDIS....it goes like this: "let's put it in the shed there's plenty of room".

But the reality is the opposite, a SIDRAT, very large on the outside but with no space on the inside. :mad:

It's there !!Waiting !!
Waiting for you to come into the shed in bare feet or thongs.
It's sitting vertical with the point up WAITING!!WAITING!!WAITING!!
just at the edge of a shadow.
let me know when it finds you.:D:D:mad:
cheers
Paul