Black Hole

Ok who has wandering black hole? You should really keep them in your own shed. One paid a visit to my shed recently. Took me ages to find what I was after. Tried looking for some thing else. Casually and randomly tidying up a bench whilst keeping a look out for what I was after. Did find several other lost items until I gave up and then there it was. I personaly don`t have a black hole of my own in the shed and I don`t wan`t to pick up a stray one. I do though have a portal to another dimension if any one is after one. Still working mysteriously and randomly after years of service.
Cheers Hall