Thread: I can see.......... Stars !

The boys are just gunna love a pony!

They have been out at the paddock all day.

One of the blokes i work with is married to a horse nut, every time he comes home there is a new one in the paddock

A little bit of Aussie culcha
LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter

LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie

MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie

DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute

HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies

KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys

WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold

SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season

BYTE: What mozzies do

MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do

CHIP: A pub snack

MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips

MODEM: What you did to the lawns

LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps

SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster

HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart

MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed

MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up

WEB: What spiders make

WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah

SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go

CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go

YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go

UPGRADE: A steep hill

SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch

MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counterlunch

USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things

NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net

INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go

NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net

ONLINE: Where you hang the washing

OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough

Originally Posted by easo

Good mate, the clouds are rolling today. Started back at work. Drove to Wodonga last night to pick up a pony for my boys. Wife is happy.

Hows your snow shoes holding up?

Easo

We drove past Pucka on Monday

Mrs hh

faarrk,
is this crap thread still going?

oops, i have broken another vow.

Originally Posted by Ace

One of the blokes i work with is married to a horse nut, every time he comes home there is a new one in the paddock

I know I'm off again tonight to go to Wagga to get another one!

Originally Posted by The ho har's

We drove past Pucka on Monday

Mrs hh

Oh no, you missed out on getting into the Tank Museum for FREE... and the tour guide was there!!!!

You'll be back for Corowa, Easo

Originally Posted by easo

Oh no, you missed out on getting into the Tank Museum for FREE... and the tour guide was there!!!!

Bugga!!

You'll be back for Corowa, Easo

Yes we are supposed to be there....H may have lots of work on though after the floods.

Mrs hh