Thread: I can see.......... Stars !

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

and here I was thinking I could rely on a friend for sympathy

Bet you'd have given it if I told you I came home in tears the other night after copping a fist in the face....and I really did too. Old Ba$tard!!

So I guess the toothache is better than a slap in the face with a wet kipper?



How many times in your life do you get to use that straight line?

Cheers
Simon

Um, you said fist not fish, eh?

Bum.

Cheers
Simon

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

and here I was thinking I could rely on a friend for sympathy

Bet you'd have given it if I told you I came home in tears the other night after copping a fist in the face....and I really did too. Old Ba$tard!!

I hope the wardies sorted him out

Originally Posted by Numpty's Missus

Sympathy shot you blokes....

I've got a nasty toothache after visit to the dentist to fix my toothache The local is just wearing off. She said it would hurt It does

There there, its all right. Go ask numpty for a hug or a kipper.

This is nearing the halfway mark, 500 pages,

500 pages of, what the hell is this about, a story about nothing, any tips on the outcome, just when i thought it was getting interesting, someone goes and cracks a joke, keep em coming.


john

Is there a prize for who takes poll position on the 500th page?

Yeah, just another episode of Lost.

Cheers
Simon

Originally Posted by easo

Is there a prize for who takes poll position on the 500th page?

be a brave man that takes that away from Numptys
Missus