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  1. 28th May 2024, 11:55 PM #21
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    From Kungfu Panda the other day, don't even ask how I ended up watching that,...

    What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardK View Post
    Brothers and Sisters have I none but that mans Father is my Fathers Son, who am I?
    A man pointing to his son is narrating, he is the son of the grandfather of the boy he is pointing to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    From Kungfu Panda the other day, don't even ask how I ended up watching that,...

    What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

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    a torch, lantern or candle.
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    A father and his son are involved in a car accident. The father is killed and and the son seriously injured.

    The son is rushed to hospital and when the doctor enters the surgery says "this is my son I can't operate"

    Explain.
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    I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."


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    Riddle me this

    Quote Originally Posted by d2dave View Post
    A father and his son are involved in a car accident. The father is killed and and the son seriously injured.

    The son is rushed to hospital and when the doctor enters the surgery says "this is my son I can't operate"

    Explain.

    The doctor is his mother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoDB View Post
    The doctor is his mother.
    Didn't expect this to take long. Back in the day when this was first bought up, being a doctor was almost a male thing.

    Although female doctors did exist, they were few and far between.

    This would then tend to stump people when the question was posed, as people did not think of a female doctor being the injured boy's mum.
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    I am the beginning of the end, the end of every place.

    I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space.

    What am I?
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    I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."


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    Quote Originally Posted by d2dave View Post
    I am the beginning of the end, the end of every place.

    I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space.

    What am I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by d2dave View Post
    I am the beginning of the end, the end of every place.

    I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space.

    What am I?
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