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    My troubles with the law continues

    Got home to find a police card lodged in the wire door.
    I rang the number given. Apparently I have been involved in an accident.
    "Not me." I said. "I'm sure I would have noticed."
    "What were you doing on such and such date?"
    "I don't remember. It was quite some time ago."
    I was tempted to say "Having an accident, apparently." but realising most police don't seem to understand sarcasm, I thought better of it.
    I went out and checked the cars. No new damage to the Landy.except what I did to the bull bar when I pulled the hibiscus root out. And the panel damage to the Commodore from the roo strike back in May. Or was it June.
    Oh, well. I guess I'll find out all about it when I pop into the station tomorrow.

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    Maybe someone put in a complaint about you hitting the roo! Animal cruelty and all that.

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    Sounds like you are about to have a "fun" day, Mick!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ausfree View Post
    Sounds like you are about to have a "fun" day, Mick!!
    And I thought the fun day was boxing day when the police woman who pulled me over for having "a bent number plate" said she was about to shoot me. She did say I may have had a concealed weapon. I was going to say "I have in my pants." but experience has shown very few police have a sense of humour.

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    A few years ago I had two police officers at the door saying I left the scene of an accident in Werribbee. I have not been to Werribbee for 12 months or so says I. My car (Range Rover) is out in the drive, go and inspect it if you like I said. They go out and find no damage then go away saying something like a wrong number plate must have been written down.
    A little while later I start getting letters from the other persons insurance company demanding money. I ignored them for a while then rang my insurance company for advice as to what to do. They said they would sort it out and I did not hear another thing.

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    When are visiting times at Bluestone College Mick? I'll get a "Help Mick Do His Time" visiting roster happening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    When are visiting times at Bluestone College Mick? I'll get a "Help Mick Do His Time" visiting roster happening.
    Good thinking.

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    I've had an insurance company hassle me for when I reversed my white Commodore into their clients car at Chadstone shopping centre.
    "I've never been to Chadstone." I said.
    "You may have forgotten." they said.
    "My Commodore is blue and I haven't forgotten that." I replied.
    They didn't call me again.

    Speaking to the policeman on the phone, he wanted to confirm I was who I was. He couldn't quite grasp that I have two phone numbers (three including the mobile). They'd been ringing the fax machine for two weeks.
    From the confusion on the phone numbers, I thought they were investigating drugs. I keep getting calls from a fellow who wants to buy cocaine.

    I think it might be time to move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    When are visiting times at Bluestone College Mick? I'll get a "Help Mick Do His Time" visiting roster happening.
    Hey! A friend is a screw at a prison. I'll see if I can get in there.
    They pay you in prison, don't they? Give you an allowance? It'd be better money than what I'm getting now.

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    Our house is 2km from the road and our property is the only one on the road that has a house, not that one can tell from the front gate but there is a property name on the gate. 2 police vehicles arrived outside the house late one night with lights flashing and eventually 2 police came to the front door. Almost no-one comes to our house and no-one comes to the front door - except the police it seems. Anyway they start talking serious stuff then wonder why I'm not worried until they ask my name then the road name. Our road until a couple of years ago had for 50 years the same name as one 15 kms further along the main road...
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