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Thread: My troubles with the law continues

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick_Marsh View Post
    .....the police woman who pulled me over for having "a bent number plate" said she was about to shoot me.......
    Wow! I'd heard they were going to increase the penalties for selected motoring offences, but that takes the biscuit!

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    Perhaps you should go to ground for a while, you have upset someone, Bob
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Think I'll go to Brighton in Brisbane. Seems quiet there, except for the bad beer.
    Got a room, Bob?

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    Has Digger aquired a taste for 101's now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick_Marsh View Post
    Hey! A friend is a screw at a prison. I'll see if I can get in there.
    They pay you in prison, don't they? Give you an allowance? It'd be better money than what I'm getting now.
    Not bad food either they say.

    But just be careful in the shower....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick_Marsh View Post
    Think I'll go to Brighton in Brisbane. Seems quiet there, except for the bad beer.
    Got a room, Bob?

    Newman would get ya., It is quiet, & a good place to live. You would like it. Some rough diamonds here, but it's, ok, I know most of them. As for the room? there is room for only one Alpha male in my home, Bob
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Police

    I had a white mazda ute i bought from a dealer, then isold it to my mate and bought it back a year later. I get a fine through the post from a town i' ve never been to and then another and another. So I' m drinking with my mate and ask him if he 's ever had a fine for that ute, he calls his wife who comes out with a file of 18 fines all from this town! Then he gets a call to say the cops have issued a warrant for his arrest, we demand to see the speed photos - all of white chev ute with our numberplate on it, whivh we point out to the cops. Next fine ( including photo of chev ) states- white mazda! We had to take photos and make statutary declarations and get witnesses to say we worked in the town we live in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Any View Post
    I had a white mazda ute i bought from a dealer, then isold it to my mate and bought it back a year later. I get a fine through the post from a town i' ve never been to and then another and another. So I' m drinking with my mate and ask him if he 's ever had a fine for that ute, he calls his wife who comes out with a file of 18 fines all from this town! Then he gets a call to say the cops have issued a warrant for his arrest, we demand to see the speed photos - all of white chev ute with our numberplate on it, whivh we point out to the cops. Next fine ( including photo of chev ) states- white mazda! We had to take photos and make statutary declarations and get witnesses to say we worked in the town we live in!
    That's not the police, that's the Traffic Infringements Office. Key punching bureaucrats.
    If you ever get an infringement from them, look at the photo. It's surprising how often, if they can't read the plate, they fine the best guess.

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    Perhaps you should arrange for some KY jelly to be smuggled in to you.
    URSUSMAJOR

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    Dont come up here, they are going zero tolerance on us now. I got pulled over during a RBT for non compliant mud flaps on new years day. My 110 tray back did not have any. It has a rear guard but no mud flaps. That is how it came when I bought it second hand from the LR dealer 14 years ago. Never been told otherwise during other stops etc. No warning, infact he had the ticket book out and turned to the next page before he even said a word to me.

    oh and had a big go at me about my bent licence plate. Thats a big one as the cameras cant see them...

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