Thread: 4WD Cliches

I like the 4x owners who's vehicle is soooo clean(no dirt let alone mud underneath), has road tyres, a bullbar...????? and a bloody TOW ROPE tightly tied around the bullbar ops: ..please in the middle of the city

That's so when they break down they're more likely to get a tow from a passing LandRover.

Ever driven a series Rover they laugh at you

I stopped to help extract school Mum in mitsubit****ti that would not go into gear and was asked "you are not going to tow me with THAT are you..?" 8O with a stright face and a slight look distaste on her face

So I phoned a tow truck for her and just about wet myself laughing when the towie said "you should have got the guy with the landrover to tow you out" [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]

footnote, this was at a kid's sports event with parking in a grass feild, in the middle of winter. Turns out nobody had tried to but the thing into 4x4 before and it did not work

8) vlad,meboyo,
you reminded me of my dads fairlane many years ago, i fitted a mack bulldog to the bonnet,
he used to swear that the dog would fold his front paws over his eyes when the ford got over one hundred miles per hour!
later on i grafted the fairlanes roo bar to my xw ute, and the dog, but i chained him to the bar, so he felt safe at 100mph, and didn't cover his eyes,
now he sleeps in a drawer, might have to give him a run on the disco, he probably needs a walk by now, havn't had the xw since '73, so macky boy is probably a bit tired of the kennel!!!!!!!!
and i just didnt want him to **** on my new p76 !
8)

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Have seen those bulldogs for sale with small red LED's in the eyes, just for something differant.

Cliche #2: Anagrams / Different words made from "R A N G E R O V E R" on the bonnet of a Rangie. (as discussed in the funny badges thread).

Saw a not-too-pretty-or-bright blonde shiela trying to back a MitsuTritonThingy 4WD out of a rough gravel car park. Back wheels spinning madly and making a lot of dust.

"Try four-wheel-drive..." I said as I went past. Second lap around the block saw woman still in the same situation but three burly blokes at the front pushing and dust and dirt still flying from the spinning back wheels....

Oh well..... I went back to minding my own business....


Speaking of funny badges. A mate of mine, when I was in the Navy in Cairns, had bought a S-II ute to "do up". Badge on the grille was cleverly altered to read "HANG-OVER". [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]