How about an ex-army Unimog?
After all Mercedes did promote the original Unimog for agricultural use.
Might not be so good outside the farm gates though.
http://www.farmersguardian.com/pictu...nimog-2032.jpg
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...2014/03/61.jpg
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...2014/03/62.jpg
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...2014/03/63.jpg
Nah, just kidding...
