The Third Reincarnation of the Final Grandson of Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged - The Wowbagger ChapterOriginally Posted by bob10
C'mon Arthur, you made that up , didn't you?
.Bowerick Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, a character from Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series of books, became immortal after an accident with a few rubber bands and a particle accelerator. After years of total boredom, or possibly centuries, he decided to insult everyone in the entire universe...in alphabetical order.
He appeared at prehistoric Earth to insult Arthur Dent, saying "You're a jerk, a complete kneebiter" ("asshole" in another version of the book). He later appeared at Lords Cricket Ground to insult the dying Arthur, calling him a "no-good dumbo nothing." He also showed up on Krikkit intending to insult him, but he consulted his clipboard and asked, "Hey, haven't I done you before?"
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