Thread: Funeral Etiquette

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

What's a dinner party?
SWMBO and I just sit at home and compare toe-nail clippings.

Ah, we can't do that, because I can no longer reach my feet to clip my toenails.

However, we do have a very interesting collection of decking nails, and have spent many a happy evening cataloguing them and putting them into order by date of production.

Originally Posted by Disco Muppet

Gripping stuff.

make sure she doesn't grip too hard.

Originally Posted by mikehzz

Do you get yours from the toenail clippers swap meet? What chapter do you belong to?

Ah, yes. The Orange toenail clipper swap meet was the busiest in the country this year, where nearly 3 people participated.

To be fair, one of them had just come out of the pub and went facedown in the tray of clippers and clipper parts.

I'm getting excited, meeting like minded people. We missed Orange this year but it's pencilled in for next year for sure. My wife and I started slow, comparing toenail clippings...you know, the usual stuff. Then we joined BABSH (Boring As Bat **** Hobbies) and our world exploded. Mate, now the calendar is full.

Originally Posted by mikehzz

I'm getting excited, meeting like minded people. We missed Orange this year but it's pencilled in for next year for sure. My wife and I started slow, comparing toenail clippings...you know, the usual stuff. Then we joined BABSH (Boring As Bat **** Hobbies) and our world exploded. Mate, now the calendar is full.

Our interest in the BABSH movement was piqued by a wonderful presentation we went to some years back, titled "vegetable peelers - an evolution".

It is great to meet like minded people, such as those we are meeting this weekend, and their collection of 1970's wallpaper patterns.

I went to a seminar hosted by them once...

Collecting navel lint for beginners.

Was most entertaining... Right up until some ****er wearing thongs, a white t-shirt and a tie had his bloody phone go off... Right in the middle of the presentation of "navel lints of all nations"

Ah, yes. We missed that one Tombie. Did you catch that exhibition in Toowoomba by any chance?

Tombie wins, he dragged it back on topic, sort of.

Originally Posted by sheerluck

Ah, yes. We missed that one Tombie. Did you catch that exhibition in Toowoomba by any chance?

That's the one... Was a cracker.

I'm currently filling in my time in a discussion group that's proving equally enthralling entitled "oils in Pumas, are you lubed right"

The discussion flows ok, can get a bit noisy, and has even gotten Exhaustive at times.. But it passes the time...