Thread: Not a nice thing to do to somebody

A good mate of mine loves 'poo' jokes. Another mate had played a few smallish pranks on him, so mate 1 went around to his house one night and drained the window washer tank of his 4mth old GU Patrol and filled it with a poo/water mix.
It took mate 2 about 3 weeks to use his window washer. He was devastated and almost traded the car in over it. The car had the nick name Poosie from then on.

Best I have done is while a mate was away on holiday I went around and bricked up his front door. This is just before I finished it to the top.

some that i have seen
rubbish bag filled with oxy acetylene placed under bonnet of morris minor
spark plug and lead inside bagt blew bonnet off when started
brake fluid sprayed inside tailpipe lots if white smoke when hot
car-yard brought a r33 Nissan skyline that had been repossessed to workshop to get going
there mechanic had drained water out of fuel tank and replaced pump
still wouldn't go, ended up replacing fuel tank, tank sender unit, fuel pump all fuel lines injectors and fuel rails.previous owner had put sea water in tank and run it till it stoped

Years ago I worked for a bricky who kept a super soaker pistol full of break fluid in his ute. If he was cut off in traffic, or shown disrespect (according to him) in any way, he would casually drive up alongside the car in traffic and would give it a squirt all down the side. Not nice.

A guy I used to work with waited until the last pool car was on EE- (very empty) and superglued the fuel cap on Someone took it out and then returned to the depot because they couldn't get the cap off

Before the other company comes back from a few weeks out bush, take all the shower heads off and fill them with condy's crystals. Thier first shower in weeks is certainly a memorable one. And, while they are away drain there vending machines of all the coke and choccolates.

If your ever out 4WD'ing with someone that has a vehicle with freewheeling hubs,go over & unlock one when they are not looking.

Works a treat.You"ll get lots of laughs.

Then,once they get stuck ,lock it in while they are not looking,jump in the drivers seat & drive it out they will soon get confused & lose confidence in their driving ability.

I used to work with a bloke that was as deaf as a post but he was an A grade practical joker. His downfall came when we found out that he liked to kerbcrawl for a "lady" most paynights. Next payday the boys got hold of his car and wired the left blinker to a horn mounted under the passenger seat. The next day he was still laughing while he was telling us he had no clue why this bird was going ballistic when he stopped at a red light to turn left.

Originally Posted by DEFENDERZOOK

i like filling the air vents with talcum powder and turning the fans on full.

nothing happens........................................... ..................................



until someone turns on the ignition switch !!


POOF!!

they then instantly disappear
only to reappear as a ghost.

that stuff is worse to remove than bulldust...

The same basic principle except use a bottle of photocopier toner, black, melts when heat is applied and sticks to the interior of the car and is next to impossible to clean off. For variety choose red or blue toner.
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