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  1. 3rd December 2004, 04:08 PM #1
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    Vlad's Caption Competition

    I was so impressed by the Pimpernel's Pedro caption competition that I decided I'd run one of my own. There's even a prize :!:

    The following picture was taken on Fraser Island.
    Your job is to come up with the best caption.


    The person who comes up with what I consider to be the funniest or most original or best (depending on what mood I'm in at the time) caption, wins this fantastic prize:


    If you don't know what it is, then you don't win :roll:

    If the winner is particularly lucky, I may even post it to them.

    The competition will run for at least one week, perhaps longer depending on response rate.

    EDIT: Multiple entries are permitted. I'd even encourage them [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

    <span style="color:red">EDIT: Competition closes midnight (AEST - not daylight savings ANYTHING!) on Dec 24th.</span>

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    BLOODY LAND ROVER DRIVERS !!!
    IF I EVER CATCH HIM I"LL...I'LL......I'LL....



    I'LL PUT HIM IN A LANDCRUISER!!!
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    Re: Vlad's Caption Competition

    Originally posted by VladTepes
    1. "I'm going to get that babe's bikini wet NO MATTER WHAT!!!"

    2. Fraser Island. Heaven on earth is sun, sand, surf, babes, Landrovers and offroad driving.

    3. Barney the Backpacker had read water crossings were to be tackled in second with plenty of revs. He missed the bit about "low range".

    4. "KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD NOT ON THE GIRL!!!!"

    5. '"Where's the windscreen wiper switch?"

    6. "I used to be real good at skimming stones on ponds, now watch what I do with this 130!!!!"

    7. The effect 4WD advertising. It's only a matter of time.

    8. The Water Rover!

    9. "It's only a puddl..FARRRKKKKKKK!!!!!"

    10. Baptism, Landrover style.

    11. "Slow down for the washout???? It's taken me half the beach to get up to this speed, I'm not throwing all the momentum away now!"
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    Re: Vlad's Caption Competition

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    rmp is ahead so far - but i'm not saying with which one.... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]


    The challenge has been set - keep 'em coming.

    Any new players ?
    It's not broken. It's "Carbon Neutral".


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    Re: Vlad's Caption Competition

    Originally posted by VladTepes
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