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> > > Now this is friendship!!!!
> > >
> > > Telephone conversation goes:
> > >
> > > " Hello, is this the police? "
> > > Yes it is, What do you want?"
> > >
> > > I'm calling to report about a guy who lives in my street
> > > named Tony.
> > >
> > > He's hiding Cocaine inside his firewood!"
> > >
> > > "Thank you very much for the call, sir." and takes down
> > > Tony's address.
> > >
> > > The next day, the police officers descended on Tony's house
> > > in great numbers.
> > >
> > > They searched the house and then went to the shed where the
> > > firewood was kept.
> > >
> > > Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found no
> > > Cocaine.
> > >
> > > They swore at Tony and left.
> > >
> > > The phone rang at Tony's house.
> > >
> > > "Hey, Tony. Did the cops come?"
> > >
> > > "Yeah!"
> > >
> > > "Did they chop your firewood?"
> > >
> > > "Yep."
> > >
> > > " Happy Birthday, mate."
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An Ozzie Poem,,
(Knight turn away---)
OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING
> YOURE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD
> AND WHEN I SAY UR GORGEOUS
> I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD
>
> SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE
> I DONT MIND A BIT OF FLAB
> IT MEANS THAT WHEN I'M READY
> THERES SOMETHIN THERE TO GRAB
>
> SO YOUR BELLY ISNT FLAT NO MORE
> I TELL YA, I DONT CARE
> SO LONG AS WHEN I CUDDLE YA
> I CAN GET MY ARMS AROUND THERE
>
> NO SHEILA WHO IS YOUR AGE
> HAS NICE ROUND PERKY BREASTS
> THEY JUST GAVE INTO GRAVITY
> BUT I KNOW YA DID YA BEST
>
> IM TELLIN YA THE TRUTH NOW
> I NEVER TELL YA LIES
> I THINK ITS VERY SEXY
> THAT YOUV GOT DIMPLES ON YA THIGHS
>
> I SWEAR ON ME NANNAS GRAVE
> NOW THE MOMENT THAT WE MET
> I THOUGHT U WAS AS GOOD
> AS I WAS EVER GONNA GET
>
> NO MATTER WOT U LOOK LIKE
> ILL ALWAYS LOVE YA DEAR
> NOW SHUT UP WHILE THE FOOTYS
> ON AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!
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i wonder if my wife will find that poem romantic.... :?:
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don the body armor first!!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
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oohhh..i was thinking of reading it to her over the phone.......
from interstate!!!!
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that would be my first choice!!!
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you want to ring her for me.....?
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i thought you were offering..........
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No problemo!!!
just gimme
her number,,
what you want to say,,
$10,000 dollars
ticket to upercumbucqterwest
and its done!!!
