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  1. 5th October 2014, 08:09 PM #1
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    My Son Cracked Me Up

    My eldest son (LRDan) has just arrived home after an 8 week stint on the Sunshine coast doing aviation study.

    Whilst there one of the other students rolled up with a new or near new Defender. Danny who has a liking for Fenders and has said he would like a 90 one day, fell in love.

    During our communication whilst he was in QLD he said he was going to sell his P38 and get a Fender.

    He arrived home Friday night and on Saturday there was a conversation that went like this.

    Danny(D) "I have decided to not sell the RR"

    Me(M) "Why not"

    D."Because it is a Range Rover"

    M. "I know that but what made you change your mind"

    D. "Because I saw it".

    This cracked me up. I can fully understand this though.

    The old saying "Absence makes the heart grow fonder"
    Dave.

    I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."


    1983 RR gone (wish I kept it)
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  2. 5th October 2014, 08:30 PM #2
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    Shouldn't that be "absents makes the heart grow fender"??
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    I told him how , whenever we are out on a weekend , the Rage Rovers seem to do everything with aplomb.
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    Range Rovers also do it with aplomb.
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    wasn't there a joke about an abscess and a honda?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblingboy42 View Post
    wasn't there a joke about an abscess and a honda?
    Haven't heard so if you can find it post it up.
    Dave.

    I was asked " Is it ignorance or apathy?" I replied "I don't know and I don't care."


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    look in the jokes thread.....
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