Not real sure how successful business would be for a rugby player as a prostitute:confused::D
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My bad, i always assumed Rugby League Clubs would have both Genders ,and possibly a third. (Refer latest Jokes thread)
Surely even Rugby League players have mothers :o
Maybe NPWS should take this approach to smokers
BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
BRIAN: Crucifixion?!
BEN: Yeah, first offense.
BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--
BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
BRIAN: What?!
BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a right bloody mess.
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail him up, I say!
BRIAN: Guards!
BEN: Nail some sense into him!
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...014/11/360.jpg
He's a very naughty boy :D
on reflection burn them at the stake, strangely appropriate
I'm guessing its rugby reference, which I know nothing about.....
....so how about a joke along similar lines:D
I see one of the most gorgeous women I've ever seen walking down the street, so I build up some courage and approach her. I ask her if she would have sex with me for $10,000.
She thinks about and says she would.
Now, my attraction is marginally outweighed by my love of money a bit, so as a tight ass I decide to haggle
I then ask her if she would have sex with me for $100.
Disgusted, she declares, “What kind of woman do you think I am?”
I replied, “we have already established that, now I’m just negotiating price.”
Absolutely. The powers of Transit Police were not changed, neither were the Rail-related pieces of legislation. They can still only issue fines for offences under those acts.
The Smoke-free Environment Act 2000 was what was amended, to both extend the coverage of public areas, and to add the authority of Police to issue fines. Read the act here: Smoke-free Environment Act 2000. Sect 14 and 14a lists who can enforce the act. Sect 14a was only added in Jan 2014.
This article describes the limited powers that Transit Officers have.
This does not mean that there are not fines for smoking on railway stations, only that Transit Officers are limited in where they can enforce them. Police can, and do, issue fines for smoking anywhere on Public Transport related infrastructure.