Thread: Dentist's

Originally posted by jason
At 6'3" and 115kg's there's very little that I can say scares me, there is one thing though that can scare the living sh*t out of me faster then a baggage handler can ship out 50kg's of smack at Sydney airport, and that is a bloody Dentist 8O

My 3yr old son decided he'd show me what he had learned from watching the Banana's in Pj's, next thing I knew i was spitting out half a tooth and he was laughing at the blood coming out of my mouth (must have got that part from his mother :roll: )

After living with the prospects of half a tooth for a while (ok longer then a while ) The nerve has become exposed and as expected is hurting about as much as The Micheal Jackson cheer squad in the big house will when he finally gets there.

So after living with it all week I'm of to the bloke that gets paid to inflict pain on others for a living(sh*t I'm in the wrong field )

I am faced with two options A root canal (which for a long time I though was something I used to do before school with the girls in my year) or have it removed (which is what the teachers did after they caught us in the canal )

Both of which aren't very pleasing experiences as I can find better ways to spend my weekend.

Which would you prefer?

Root canal is the better option for the dentist.

It is done with local anaesthetic applied to the hip wallet nerve so you wont feel a thing.

Total removal of all your teeth is the better option long term if you also have shares in Sterident.

I can live with out either option Just need to find the girl with the same affliction, no teeth short with say a flat head perhaps

Originally posted by jason
I can live with out either option Just need to find the girl with the same affliction, no teeth short with say a flat head perhaps

But as you well know Jason women apply the same techniques without using local anaesthetic.

ahh yes!!!

And Don't I have the scar's to prove it!!

Originally posted by jason
ahh yes!!!

And Don't I have the scar's to prove it!!

Don't go to a female dentist then.

Option 1, Very costly, long process and a couple of months later, whats left of the tooth shatters and its back to the wallet Doctor..

Option 2, problem solved (like it should have been in the first place)........best of luck with it

You poor bastard




Good luck 8)