[QUOTE=PhilipA;2377070]So I wrote to Queensland National Parks and got the nonsense answers below.
Good Morning Philip,
Thank you for your reply. The fire pits are not allowed as they are not fully enclosed. Where camp fires are allowed, use the fire places and fire rings provided.
SNIP
Phillip, you need to practice the fine art of rebellion (or perhaps is it protest). Don't ask for clarification as you attract attention, and you get no sense anyway. Just work on stealth, small and boutique, and ranger Stacy is in the bath by the time its dark. Practice leave no trace behaviour cause it's really easy. Just scatter the ashes being 100% sure they are extinguished. Then a sprinkling of dirt, some leaves, a few sticks, and hey presto it's looking better than when you arrived.
All that great information you received from NPs is rather contradictory. At Girraween NP on the LWE, Adolf the ranger strutted his patch checking the money, and making sure no one had a fire. However if they did than it was to be 30cm off the ground, have a tray or board under it, and it was OK to gas yourself on heat beads. It was also meant to be covered so to keep in the embers. Not sure if they have ever used heat beads, but there isn't any embers, and if you cover them then there isn't any heat either. Truly a typical bureaucratic idea from someone who stays in hotels. I have another story about that.
Anyway the ironic thing about all this is people had comindeared NP's own raised, open, wood powered BBQs and were trying to talk to Mars as it was 0deg. The embers flew, the flames raged, there was no lid, and they had heat the lucky buggers. The rest of us had poured 10Kg of heat beads into some sort of contraption, added a packet of fire starters and kicked off at at 3pm hoping for some sort of glow by 7pm. I can tell you there weren't many sitting around the old LED light laughing and enjoying each others company in the freezing dark. Not sure how Parks expect people to be happy with that. I was happy enough watching all the rabbits near our camps wishing I had a .22.
Also perculiur I did hear the chain saw giddy up Saturday afternoon from down the rangers accommodation way, but I guess thats different as their fire is indoors.

